WTF: Billie Piper
All hail Billie Piper: You think this blouse is merely fashion-forward, but actually, she's just a very resourceful actress with a terrible cold. [Photo: Getty]
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All hail Billie Piper: You think this blouse is merely fashion-forward, but actually, she's just a very resourceful actress with a terrible cold. [Photo: Getty]
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Most of this shirt looks like an extremely snug breastplate, which isn't ideal. But what trips me up are the shoulder windows, which look like she's being delicately flayed, piece by piece. Call it American Horror Story: My Ruffleoke Nightmare. (And then call this a slow
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This photo is a week old, but somehow I missed it. Perhaps because the wires in my brain simply could not connect and agree on what the hell it even is: All I know for sure is that the shoes are cute and don't really mesh; they should
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This is not really PANTS WHAT?!?... ... because it's more of a PANTS WHERE?!? Even her friend looks like she's trying to find them, and failing. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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I may have quit Empire -- as it turns out, Terrence Howard is exhausting even when (I think) I am SUPPOSED to hate him -- but I still love Cookie Lyon, and Taraji always makes me smile. Even, maybe especially, when I can't suss out her clothes. I don'
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Oh, BEY. Great shoes, and I don't even mind the skirt -- or the sweater, possibly, on its own -- but in toto you look like Betsey Johnson threw up on Rita Ora. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Just in case you ever wondered what it would look like if Diane Kruger wore the lining of a rich woman's handbag. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery THANK GOD this one has a new movie coming out. Say what you will about Rosamund as an actor -- I happen to think she's very talented -- she cannot be beat for leaving the house wearing something totally wacky 65% of the time. [Photos: Getty, Fame/
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Join me on this special journey. If you're like me, you glanced at this and thought, "Oh, great lipstick, and the dress is a pretty color, Karlie looks ni... wait, what is... are those jeans? Am I hallucinating?" And then you felt your heart leak down
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Well first, girl, you're mixing your metallics. Those shoes belong on the foot of a bridesmaid somewhere who will excitedly kick them off in favor of flip-flops once the dancing begins. As for the dress... man, her head looks impeccable, but the gown is yet another one
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I kind of liked this -- it's groovy! -- until I took a closer look: And saw a DEMONIC CAT -- its nefarious heart glowing with potential evil -- out to possess my very soul, sprawled across the front of it. And now that's all I can see. It'
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I'm definitely perplexed by the choker that vaguely resembles neck stubble. But what really stumps me is the shirt. I dug up a photo that shows a zipper in the back that goes cleanly from top seam to bottom, bisecting the entire thing. I have questions. If she
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Look, I don't know what you would wear to the opening of a new upscale seafood restaurant. But this is what Christina Milian wore: According to the Daily Mail -- I know -- it was also her birthday, and that at least feels right, as this is a very close
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As I have noted here previously, sometimes when I look at a particularly painful ensemble, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's Titus pops into my head, and I hear: Wait, that's wrong. I hear: I mean, look at this: Elle. Just because someone hands you a deflated, high-fashion
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First: Hilary Duff is very likeable and good on Younger, in a way that will make you think, "aw, I missed Hilary Duff and she should be in more things!" This outfit makes me wish that one of those "most things" was a Dynasty reboot that
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