Seriously, I've joked about people having Kardaspirations before, but seriously, sometimes I think Bella Hadid is begging to be enfolded into their family. Too tight beige garment? Check. Nippleitis? Check. Jacket half off? Check. Giant aviators and a scowl? Check. All that's missing is thigh-high
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Look.... I've often wonder what happens to the scraps of denim left over after my jeans are hemmed: I'm deeply relieved to know that they all live to fight another day....and get out to a movie now and then. [Photo: Getty]
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I'm getting bored fast of this McQueen collection, with all its visible boning and putty-hued slips and patchy florals. This one throws in dated puffed sleeves. It's like the Dynasty lily pond catfight in dress form. Except less awesome, and unlikely to make me watch
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View the gallery WORDS. [Photos: Getty]
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That isn't so much a bodice... ... as it is a body with cloth saloon doors. [Photo: Getty]
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I have THE MOST AMAZING IDEA. Swiffer needs to license this design and line the underside of the pants with their proprietary material: IMAGINE how much fun it would be to wear this around the house to clean your floors. Swiffering would cease to be a drudgery and start to
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View the gallery This was for the LA premiere of the Hedwig and the Angry Inch tour. Did someone tell Demi it was Hair? [Photos: Getty]
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You may not believe me... ... but I ALWAYS KNEW Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem would someday perform The Music Man. [Photo: Getty]
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It was the 50th anniversary of the CMA Awards, and so of course they tapped country music legend Beyonce to perform. In truth, I think it's great that Bey crossed genre lines and sang with The Dixie Chicks. Country gets treated like the proverbial red-headed stepchild of
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View the gallery And so the pendulum swings back. We had the Versace, and now... one of the ugliest shirts FLOTUS has ever worn. I suppose that's the law of the universe that keeps things in balance. [Photos: Getty]
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This was worn two days ago, and I only just saw it, as I have only just crawled out from underneath a bunch of celebrity Halloween costumes. In a sense, this TOO could be a costume. AS I AM TERRIFIED BY IT. [Photo: Getty]
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Oh my god, what is happening here? Leaving aside the wacky proportions of her bomber jacket -- it's so cropped, it almost looks like a shrug. What would you even call that? A...bombrug? A shrugber? Perhaps some things cannot be portmaneau'ed -- I feel like it'
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View the gallery Okay, yes, the bests are more SOOTHING, but the worsts are much funnier. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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This is so embarrassing: I don't know about you, but I was taught that we were supposed to do our molting at home, in private. [Photo: Getty]
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Pssst, Karolina! Halloween is MONDAY. You've deployed your Low Budget Pirate Romance Mini-Series costume too soon! TOO SOON. [Photo: Getty]
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