Jingle Ball, Jingle Ball, Jingle All The... Eh
Not a one-horse open slay in the bunch. ZING.
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Not a one-horse open slay in the bunch. ZING.
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"Are you there, J.Lo? It's me, Bella."
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Speaking of, it's wine o'clock somewhere, right? RIGHT?
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Still trying to make this happen, I guess.
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The suit is Cavalli. The hair is crazy.
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You've GOT to be kidding me.
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That's a big ol' bag of prison stripes right there.
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This is....extraordinary. You know that, somewhere, J Lo is looking at this and just LAUGHING AND LAUGHING (presumably in a bathtub filled with champagne, while she reads GFY by looking through a lorgnette and some beefy himbo paints her toenails). Just that sad little belt alone is hilarious. The
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The rails are over there; Salma Hayek is 100 yards off of them.
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You be the judge.
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Not that the rest of the outfit is a picnic, either.
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Let's commence the search for ANY angle from which this outfit makes sense.
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I didn't expect to use the word "fallopian" today, yet here we are. You may laugh AND cry.
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We're talking several inches too short.
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It's a high-fashion TP'ing.
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