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Fug the Show: Reign Recap, Season 2, Episode 9, “Acts of War”

Jessica — Thu, 11 Dec 2014 21:00:35 -0800

Hey, remember when this show had Nostradamus floating around making announcements? It was awfully rude of him to leave right before EXTREMELY TERRIBLE THINGS started happening, which you'd think maybe he would have had an inkling were on the horizon. (In fact, I suspect that's exactly why the writers had to get rid of him…

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Fug the Show: Reign Recap, Season 2, Episode 8

Jessica — Sat, 29 Nov 2014 17:00:48 -0800

Hello, Fug Nation, and apologies for the tardiness of this recap. I got run over by a deadline and a turkey, in that order. Luckily, not that much happened in this episode -- I've come to the realization that this show is very good at making it SEEM like all kinds of action is afoot,…

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Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2, episode 7, “Prince of Blood”

Jessica — Wed, 19 Nov 2014 22:00:58 -0800

Oh, great. Another episode about heresy.

But also ghosts, curses, incest, making out, Francis kicking Mary back to Scotland, and slapping so....on the whole, not a total loss?

We begin with the return of Princess Claude. She's another bizarrely clothed woman, and the actress is kind of playing the role like…

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Fug the Show: Reign Recap, Season 2, Episode 6, “Three Queens”

Jessica — Wed, 12 Nov 2014 23:00:58 -0800

In which Megan Follows continues to be a treasure, and the writers really let her rip in this episode (which I think was the best of the season to date). Canada, I thank you for her.

Anyway, this episode opens, AS DOES EVERY EPISODE OF REIGN, with TERRIBLE DISASTER:

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Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2, episode 5

Jessica — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 20:00:39 -0800

PICTURE IT: You've got a show on The CW, about intrigue at the 16th century French court, full of hot young actors possessed of various levels of skill with a British accent. You have low ratings. As you head into your second season, do you decide to pump the show full of sex and drama…

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Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2 episode 4

Jessica — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:00:13 -0700

In exciting Reign news, this episode involved ZERO GRAIN SHENANIGANS and Mary was kind of awesome in it, for once. She also wore a very good dress. Stay tuned for demonic possession (???), a rather bad performance from a guest star, and railings about how Mary's ladies-in-waiting are basically REALLY REALLY bad at their jobs.

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Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2, episode 3, “Coronation”

Jessica — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 18:00:58 -0700

a) I HATE Mary.

b) Grain is BORING.

c) You should just assume that any time Mary or any of the Ladies appears on camera, I squawk, "WHAT IS SHE WEARING?" in an unattractive and graceless manner.

Herein, Catherine is waxing poetic about all the shenanigans she's…

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Fug the Show: Reign recap, season 2, episode 1, “The Plague”

Jessica — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 16:00:02 -0700

Why didn't you guys tell me this show is laugh-out-loud funny?! Even when it's about the plague! Oh, yeah, the plague is in town. See? Look at all these dead people!

When that priest turns around, by the way, his face is all Bubonic McPlaguey, which I have spared you, because it…

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