View the gallery I am honestly just sad they didn't use the joke we made in Spoiled (which you need to read this summer, don't you think? Forgive the shameless plug, but it IS beach-reading weather. And Messy comes out in paperback on July 2nd.
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View the gallery We saw her at the Opening Gala in something questionable at best. Thank God she got it -- and her cropped wig (?) -- out of the way early, not least because when you look your worst at the beginning of an event, NO ONE will remember by the end!
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View the gallery This is just a big old Royal Grab Bag. We've got a little Kate, and some Prince Harry, and a dash of Her Majesty, and the return of Princess Charlene, the poor dear. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Do you think the people promoting movies that are not currently at Cannes feel all resentful and annoyed that they're not currently sitting on a balcony in the south of France right now, drinking an Aperol Spritz? On the other hand, there's a
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View the gallery In which the once-and-future Widow Longoria tries to shed that randomly bestowed nickname that accidentally stuck... and then sheds other things also. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery We saw her at the Cannes Opening Ceremony, and that was not just a tease. SHE IS BACK. And according to IMDb, she's got THIRTEEN MOVIES in various stages of completion. Sure, some of them just have "???" listed as their release date, but
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View the gallery I was going to make a snide joke about how I wonder if Biel will ever work again -- I keep forgetting she was in Hitchcock -- and then IMDb reminded me that there is a rumor that the David O. Russell movie she made with Jake Gyllenhaal in
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View the gallery Finally, Jessica Chastain makes an appearance at the festival that essentially birthed her. For that reason I think I will always be disappointed if she doesn't go so big that Texas abruptly shudders with a sudden inferiority complex. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This one ends with not one, but two big bangs. One is figurative, and neither is sexual. All I know is, the next two one (apparently the finale is tonight and there are only 21 episodes this season?) are probably going to be fairly juicy and I
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View the gallery At this point I want to slip the Pantone book under her hotel room door with the note, "RECONSIDER." NOTE: This first pic is not Rooney. I fell for the incorrect caption because of the hat. I figured it skewed things in pics but that
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View the gallery Welcome back, Sharon Stone. [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery "Are you there, God? It's me, Bradley." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery When this was shown during Paris Fashion Week, I wrote that it was gorgeous but "a bit eau de pinafore," and that I'd be curious to see if it worked in real life (read: the red carpet, which is the realest context any
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View the gallery In which Marion continues to get the cream of the Dior crop. Is this because she's French? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Welcome to Cezar of Romania. He may change your life. In a year when Eurovision felt low on enduringly pointless theatrics (no, I'm not talking about you, Random Viking; you were a beautiful mystery), the likes of Romania and Montenegro and, for ten glorious seconds,
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