Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Valentino
View the gallery This show gave me whiplash. One minute you're in sensible wartime travelwear, and then suddenly it's crotches all over town. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This show gave me whiplash. One minute you're in sensible wartime travelwear, and then suddenly it's crotches all over town. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery This is basically the least sheer show of them all. PLEASE be a harbinger of things to come, sir. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Apparently, there is currently an exhibit at Kensington Palace featuring dresses worn by the Queen, Princess Margaret, and Princess Diana, and as I am sure you can imagine: I want to go to there. It sounds awesome, and it's running for two years, so maybe
View GalleryView the gallery If any of this hits the red carpet, we're all in for a LOT of complaints about people looking washed-out. Gird your loins. [Photos: Getty] [Full Show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery For whatever reason, my available full-length photos for these are very, very limited. So now more than ever, if you want to see the whole of it (and in the right order), pop by the slideshow on The Cut. And then come back, because we probably
View GalleryView the gallery Otherwise known as SWINTONville. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery Glastonbury is, to me, Coachella with wellies. And, at least in 2013, a hundred percent more human dinosaurs. [Photos: WENN, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryView the gallery There's a lot more pretty herein than in some of the others, but also, plenty of crack. Just the way we like it. [Photos: Getty] [Full Show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery We went from A BIRD WHO KNOWS TOO MUCH to MASKS THAT ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW ANYTHING. This show is a treat. And yet also kind of terrible this season, for the same reason.
View GalleryView the gallery Warning: There are nipples. I tried to hide them somewhere in the middle, but I didn't think they should arrive at your desk unannounced, especially if your boss does. [Photos: Getty] [Full show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery This message brought to you by my caps lock key: RIHANNA. THOSE ARE NOT CLOTHES. YOU LOOK LIKE A DISCOUNT MISS HANNIGAN. AND MISS HANNIGAN WAS ALREADY ON PRETTY DEEP SALE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery And it begins again. At least we have Naomi Campbell here to brighten up the proceedings, most of which involve hideousness, per usual. [Photos: Getty] [Full show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery It was mad crazy hot this weekend, so I totally understand why all these people woke up and said, "hmmmm. What do I have that will prevent me from feeling like I might burst into flames?" [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I didn't watch the BET Awards this year -- although Heather and I got to attend a couple of years ago and it was awesome, so I am irritated with myself that I didn't DVR it -- but I can only surmise from these photos
View GalleryView the gallery This exhibit is called ""Helmut Newton: White Women - Sleepless Nights - Big Nudes" so maybe we should be glad that everyone resisted the temptation to come thematically naked. [Photos: Getty]
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