View the gallery He's not Jordan Catalano anymore. He hasn't been for years. I know this. I know this in my brain. And yet it still burns. At least Jordan would've approved of the jacket... [Photos: Getty, WENN]
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View the gallery In which someone told the girls from Teen Wolf that the VMAs are a formal event second in grandeur only to the Oscars. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Yes, you read that right -- Iggy Azalea wore not one but TWO see-through outfits, which means this is going to be a dogfight. Poor Ciara. All that effort into looking super naked, and some random Australian singer takes her thunder and flosses with it. In other
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View the gallery "Hey, Tay." "Hey, Sel." "Are we wearing the navy tonight?" "I don't know. Are you going to hang out with that ass Justin all night and leave me alone?" "HE'S NOT EVEN COMING TONIGHT.
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View the gallery Or as I said to Jessica, the night Miley Cyrus became LMFAO Minaj. Do we think her tongue obsession came BEFORE this outfit, or because of it? Note: Sadly this isn't a Fug the Hellshow of the whole thing; just of what people wore during
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View the gallery In our NY Mag piece, we pointed out that this is what happens when you have to go out wearing a throw rug out instead of your pants. AND YET: [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This feels like leftover Gwen Stefani from 2001, reheated in the microwave of a Claire's Accessories, and then served up in a Bollywood Grease remake. Except not as awesome. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I have NO IDEA who decided it would be a good idea for Katy Perry to wear something to the VMAs that Coco Rocha already wore to the Met Ball, but WHY would you set yourself up to be in a Who Wore It Better with COCO
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View the gallery Love the color, like the design, don't love the bunching... but still, I think Serena Williams' cranial magic is doing enough work to compensate for the rest of it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She has GOT to want to take a nap now. Mortal Instruments: The Curse of the Black Pearl or whatever opened on Wednesday and SURELY they're going to let her and her abs come home soon, right? [Photos: Fame-Flynet]
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View the gallery Well, I do think her face looks good. At least, until she decides to frame it with something that fell off the wall at TRL. [Photos: PacCoastNews]
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View the gallery As a special treat this morning, we're bringing Fug Nation another Royals Report from Kelly Lynch and our friends at Socialite Life: an exclusive excerpt from a fabulous new book about Queen Elizabeth II, as well as photos from the book -- a copy of which
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View the gallery In which Anna Wintour proves once again that Rodger Federer is her lobster. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's hard to tell what color this dress actually is, but she looks pretty in it regardless. Let's investigate. [Photo: Splash, Getty]
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View the gallery The official name of this event is [deep breath] The Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences' Performers Peer Group Cocktail Reception To Celebrate The 65th Primetime Emmy Awards. I like to think that Julie Bowen called Sofia Vergara and said, "hey, do you want to
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