View the gallery Elie Saab dressed a lot of women at the Oscars this Sunday -- from Evan Rachel Wood to Angelina Jolie -- so it's a fair guess that we're going to be seeing some of these looks on a red carpet eventually, too. Let's
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View the gallery Please watch this show, Fug Nation, because it is DISHY. Judith Light snorts blow and drawls a lot! Sue Ellen drinks! People revenge-dance! I was lamenting the other day the lack of great soaps -- and thus, great soaps to parody in the brilliant vein of Tootsie
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View the gallery Paris Fashion Week and The Oscars happening simultaneously seems like bad planning by the Gods of Fashion and Celebrity. The good news is, there's nothing as relaxing as just letting some Chanel wash over you, even if some of it is CRAZY INSANITY. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Jon Hamm's skeptical look says it all about a lot of these outfits. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The people who stayed in Paris through the Oscars (Rihanna! Kiera! Princess Charlene!) and the celebrities who must have left immediately after the Oscars to come to Paris (Leto! Lupita! Ooh, maybe they ARE together. I like this. Let's speculate). Tough life, right? So many
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View the gallery The poor Independent Spirit Awards. It get totally subsumed by the Oscars, which happens the very next day. I'm sure that was originally the intention, but now that their definition of "independent" has basically stretched to mean, "any film not distributed by
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View the gallery AND HERE IT IS. This lot looked so bad that some other bad stuff didn't even make the cut.
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View the gallery Let's give three cheers to the people who didn't go to The Main Event (or, who picked a second gown) and gave it as much effort as if they were winning the damn statue themselves.
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View the gallery And now, the things we deemed the worst of Sunday night's festivities. There was a surprising lack of GHASTLY stuff on the carpet, and apparently -- as you'll see in about an hour or so -- it's because all the truly hideous outfits
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View the gallery Per usual, we picked these from a collection of things we liked, things you reacted to more positively than we expected, and how much Diet Coke we had consumed at the time we made the list. Etc. All the post-party stuff is coming later, because we
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View the gallery Are you ready to die for some jewels and bags? Because the theme of this post is OMG SHINY. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's an Oscars fashion grab-bag! Also known as The Post Where We Still Have Outfits You Want to See But We Have Run Out Of Stuff to Say. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This slideshow has some high highs and some VERY low lows. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Oh, Sienna. To NAB is divine, but you may have binged on it a wee. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Personally, I think more people need to wear purple more often. It's almost always at least striking, even if it doesn't always reach the heights of Jessica Chastain in Givenchy at Cannes. [Photos: Getty]
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