View the gallery We've done a nudity-off before, in the form of Nipples vs Nethers last season (Adrienne Bailon vs. Melody Thornton). But this year, there were so very many elaborately naked people that we decided to make them all fight it out together, ripping off whatever
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View the gallery You will be relieved to hear -- at least, I was -- that Paul Scheer, who moderated this panel, asked that the audience refrain from asking any questions about the currently missing Malaysian plane, as you know everyone was thinking about it. You'll also be relieved that
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View the gallery My secret hope is that every audience question at this panel was, like, "but wait. I'm confused. How DOES A maintain such complete technological omnipresence? Why don't the girls just buy some burner phones?" and "I don't understand
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View the gallery No NPH, because he's in New York doing Hedwig -- although Twitter tells me he popped in via Skype and then ripped off his shirt, because he is a delight (not sarcasm) -- and no Jason Segel, I assume because he's currently filming a movie
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View the gallery We had a good shaker of an earthquake here in Los Angeles this morning. It wasn't HUGE, but it was long and it was very close to my house and I swear to you when it woke me up at 6:30 a.m., I
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View the gallery This show loses me all the time, and then it makes Kate Burton say, "YUM YUM, CRISPY PIGGY, YUM YUM," and I am back in again. This week's anagram: Jake Ballard Command.
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View the gallery Even when Judith Light only has one scene, and the episode itself doesn't achieve much, somehow Dallas manages to be very juicy indeed. Here, we get some sexual shenanigans and a piece of lingerie that is direct from the mall in Hell.
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View the gallery A LOT happened this week, in addition to all the shenanigans to be covered herein -- which include cake! Puppies! The exchange of monies between mother and son! AND Joan Collins! To catch you up on the stuff we've already talked about, first, though: * Harry and
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View the gallery This is very simple, and she looks great in it; the boys don't look too shabby either. I feel like Emma Watson must think to herself, "I am always the meat in a co-star sandwich." It's worked out well so
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View the gallery HELLO ASSORTED LOVERS. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery David Frost, whom we Americans may know best as the Frost in Frost/Nixon, but who had a truly formidable and fascinating career, died in August, and there was a memorial service for him at Westminster Abbey yesterday, which drew -- as the Telegraph said in the article
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View the gallery Every photo of Lena that we had featured her standing with compulsively crossed legs, like someone is trying to media coach her into posing a particular way. I've heard this is supposed to streamline you, or something, but we all know it's more
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View the gallery I must admit, I am pretty excited about this movie. I loved the first Captain America, and not just because of that shot of Chris Evans punching a heavy bag in sweats. Although that didn't hurt. We just checked out Scarlett Johannson's incredibly
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View the gallery I accidentally typed "Fug the Snow" at first, which I imagine is how a lot of people feel right now. This episode has some good blouses, bad pants, and a return to the nadir of Scarlett's hair, which I am hoping she will
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View the gallery I hope it doesn't surprise you to find out that SWINTON owns a variety of fabulously warm and chic-ly shapeless coats. I imagine her home planet is as icy and majestic as her beauty. [Photo: Fame-Flynet, INF, Getty]
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