View the gallery Here's my issue with this show -- well, one of many, most of which you are already all too aware: I have a tendency to forget what it happening on it AS IT HAPPENS. It's like...in one eye and out the other. Part
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View the gallery The Cannes opening ceremony was basically an excuse for YET ANOTHER Gatsby premiere. I feel like a toddler up in here: "Are we THERE YET?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because it's just not Cannes without a near-vaginal experience. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I am tired of the jumpsuit being king. Can the king be dead? Or, you know, comatose for a really long time so that one of his heirs has to step in and really revolutionize things? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I can't believe anyone from Vogue felt up to another party. I'm still exhausted from the Met Gala and I didn't even have to change out of my jammies. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery The fully-clothed shenanigans continue apace! [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I'm doing the gents first this time, so as not to keep you waiting until the end of the day. But there is no Benedict Cumberbatch, Fug Nation. Call him Beneditch Cumberbatch, y'all, 'cause he didn't attend. Or if he
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View the gallery I can't believe SEXY THINGS HAPPENED when I went out of town. Also, does this mean that I need to go out of town for the whole season?
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View the gallery Sure, we've had a little heatwave in L.A., but she couldn't get dressed for a measly twenty freaking minutes outdoors? [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery We need to talk about the FOX shows. Well, I haven't watched the comedy clips yet, but the dramas... I can't tell if they're a steaming pile of awful or secretly so hate-watchably amazing that it becomes love-watching. Almost
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View the gallery So, after a couple of bum weeks, I am glad to report that HoD pulled it together for the season finale -- and I am relieved that the show got renewed, given that this season ended on a bit of an emotional cliffhanger in terms of the longterm
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View the gallery If NBC had canceled Parenthood or Parks and Rec for any of the shows on display at upfronts, I would have GONE INSANE FROM RAGE. The Michael J. Fox comedy might be okay, maybe; the others seem resoundingly average, if not bad. The Blacklist is basically James
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View the gallery So far, no one's gotten naked. AS FAR AS WE KNOW. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In case you're confused about why we're not voting on everyone any more, I direct you to the Best Dressed poll (and further, perhaps, the Oscars best/wort poll), and also: we're all too old to look at all the boring
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View the gallery As we did for the Oscars, we're trying to keep this Best/Worst thing Under Control, and thus we're voting on people chosen by us in our hidden bunker using a complex algorithm that is like Our Feelings + Your Feelings + Level of Celebrity
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