Poor ol' Jessica Biel. If she'd gotten invited to the Oscars, you know she'd have taken Justin on her arm. But he got invited, and who did he take? His mother. Now, this isn't unusual for him -- he loves bringing her as his
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It's interesting the way my feelings about a dress will morph from the moment I first see them, to the time when I actually get around to writing about them here. I mean, it is interesting for me. YOU probably don't really care so much. I
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View the gallery You might wonder why Zoe Saldana's head appears to be the decorative kicker on top of a gift bag, or why she's sporting a scarlet ruff -- as if she's a man-impersonating Elizabethan strumpet who really wants to ride in the
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This photo seems telling: She's all, "and then I just HOISTED THEM INTO THIS THING and hoped for the best!" Honestly, some people were saying that they thought this was too obvious, and I kind of get that and I also kind of don't
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Naomi Watts led me on, see. Yeah okay, the feathers look a little mangy, like she's an exotic bird that's just finishing puberty. But I thought, "Well, if that's the worst she's got for me, I can take it." I
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The pros: Her smile is really cute here. The color is great. I've always wondered what a formal, skirted wetsuit would look like, and now I know: The con: this is one of those dresses where I feel like the modest neckline -- which I sort of dig, as
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View the gallery "Hello, everyone. Yes, it's me, Sharon, just popping by the Oscars red carpet on my way to Elton John's viewing party -- at which we will be watching, on TV, the event outside of which I am currently standing. Is that weird? Yes.
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Thank God: I was looking for something chic to wear to my next cult meeting.
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This was a divisive dress -- lots of tweeters on Sunday thought Gwyneth should never take it off, while others found it sort of unflattering. I fell into the first camp; since I generally am not a huge Gwyneth fan, I often look to Jess -- who is -- to average me out,
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View the gallery WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? Madonna. Dude. We know. You are lately feeling somewhat irrelevant -- what with Lady Gaga and all. But you don't one-up someone who shows up places in AN EGG by going out wearing one of Britney's cast-offs. SERIOUSLY.
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View the gallery If you haven't seen this Vulture piece on all the glorious things Helena Bonham Carter has brought to this awards season, you must -- especially the video of her BAFTA acceptance speech, which includes a reference to the activities of her underskirt. Watch that and then
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View the gallery We obviously don't get to attend every single show at New York Fashion Week -- it would kill us, and we don't know how half those Vogue staffers do it; seriously, Meredith Melling-Burke must drink a lot of Red Bull -- but of those
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