View the gallery You guys know I am not a huge Natalie Portman fan. So you know my judgement here is not marred by misguided love for her. In fact, I don't particularly like her, period -- although I did feel bad for her (and the world) when we
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View the gallery Is it possible to fug and fab the same dress at the same time? Because while the back of this dress totally worked for me, the front is a very glittery monster movie. About dancing. Call it Stomp The Graveyard. [Photos: Getty and WENN]
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Oh, madame: You are so much prettier than this. Is this punishment because we keep yapping about how much we love a redhead in green? It is, isn't it? I'm so sorry. I never meant to do this to you.
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Call this one the Battle of the Bobs, or the Case of the Wet-Look Black Sequined Dresses, although frankly that last one sounds way more boring. It's like the sequel to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, if that movie were about accessories. Anyway, let's
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When I heard that Shailene was wearing white, I believe I tweeted something along the lines of, "BORED NOW." However! As anyone who reads us knows, I am completely fickle and this is no exception. I totally dig this: I don't know, there's just
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I love you Viola, but I don't know if this worked. THE PROS: The hair is great! The color of this dress is great! And it looks much better in photos that it did on the red carpet. THE CONS: It goes crazy at the bottom, like it&
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Globes: beige. SAGs: beige. Oscars: beige. I guess if consistency was key, Kristen Wiig would be the Keymaster, and her spirit would end up in Rick Moranis's body at some point. If he suddenly refuses to leave the house in anything that isn't the color of
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View the gallery It's always good news when your outfit inadvertently matches your award. I don't think there's anyway she planned that, given that she seemed sincerely stunned by her win -- as were we, honestly. Viola, I had my money on you.
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Lord knows I love this actress, and I LOVE that she wore a dress that nips in at the waist. So many people make the mistake of taking curvier ladies and sticking them in tents, as if they're campers and not celebrated talents. But the sleeves here are
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View the gallery I do love that Michelle Williams and Busy Philipps are best friends. It makes sense to me that Michelle is taking Busy with her to all these events. If you're not seriously dating someone, why not bring your best friend to the Oscars with you?
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View the gallery For what it's worth, I think she looks great, but that will always be beside the point. This will never not be hilarious to me. It's like Angelina shot herself up with vamp juice, and/or busted a hinge on her inner thigh.
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View the gallery I would just like to formally thank Gwyneth Paltrow for wearing a mother-f'ing cape to the Oscars, like a boss.
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View the gallery Emma Stone should be an Amway salesperson. Because by the end of her charming segment with Ben Stiller, in which they presented the Visual Effects Oscar and she totally stole the show from just about everyone, even I was almost ready to buy what she was selling
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View the gallery In which we throw our hands skyward and shout, "FINALLY." [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Okay! We did the Best Actress slate, now let's take a look at the Supporters. This is a weird handful of ladies, sartorially-speaking. Janet McTeer apparently never leaves the house, and Jessica Chastain is either going to look amazing or really dull. Let'
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