View the gallery It may not surprise you to hear that the A list part of the evening -- Rihanna's -- did not have a step-and-repeat so we could ogle everyone's outfits. Damn it, RiRi. I ask you for so little! [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Oh, VMAs red carpet. Our time together was so brief, so sweet, like a summer romance with a paramour we'll think back on fondly until Facebook Memories reminds us what it actually looked like. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Man, I love the Met. At this point with the Oscars et al, I am SO OVER people and it becomes a bit like homework. But the Met just keeps on giving. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I cannot, will not, shall not resist a metallic. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Listen. I'm not saying Naomi Campbell is a nice person, or even a sane person. But DAMN she is a cool-looking person. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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You know how people have said, of Naomi Campbell, "the world is her catwalk?" Apparently, she's also of the belief that the world is her walk-in-closet. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery Can ANY of them live up to Naomi Campbell? Click through and FIND OUT. (Spoiler: No.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I just feel that I need to state, for the record, that I am taking a Ryan Murphy Hiatus, until his OJ Simpson mini-series, at which point IT IS ON. (ROSS GELLER is Robert Kardashian! Selma Blair as Kris Jenner!) Sadly, I don't know
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View the gallery It is a MIXED BAG, y'all. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery We've already eyeballed Miss Chrissy Teigan, but let's look at everyone else who popped over to this shindig. [Photos: Fame/Flynet,
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View the gallery In which some of these people appear to have been asked to wear their intimates. Reading is hard. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I just wrote this whole bit about how Rosie Huntington-Whiteley actually wore the outfit with which this slideshow opens IN said show and then I thought, "but she hasn't modeled in ages and that doesn't make any sense," so while
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View the gallery It's menswear Fashion Week in Paris at the moment, so get ready for some dudes, is what I am saying. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery No event brings out more models than this one. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Nearly everyone wore black to this event. Do we think they're just saving the big guns for the Met Gala in a week and a half? Here's hoping. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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