At least GOOP admitted she wasn't even trying to go punk. You might ask, "Why even go then?" But you probably don't turn down a Met Ball invitation. Especially if you're Gwyneth Paltrow, you've got a movie out and a
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View the gallery Apparently Kim had a tough time finding a dress to wear because of how she's pregnant, which... y'all, her uterine occupancy level is not a secret at this point. If the people creating gowns for her aren't making proper allowances for
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View the gallery Speaking of people who are self-sabotaging their amazing bodies... Let me just say that while Beyoncé is busting her ass to convince the world that it's her oyster, Solange keeps casually popping up as the pearl. [Photos: Getty]
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You need to know that I thought almost everyone looked CRACKED OUT at the Met Ball last night. Seriously, for me, that was one scorching disaster of a red carpet. Maybe it's because I was gone last week and so I'm coming back with my crank
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First of all, allow me to state the obvious: Namely, that THIS IS INSANE. If she popped up wearing this at, say, her daughter's high school graduation or the premiere of The Great Gatsby, I have no doubt that my face would probably explode. Right off my head,
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View the gallery In which WE ARE FINALLY DONE. I'm sure I missed someone by accident, but it's too late now. MWA HA HA. I AM FREE. And also newly enamored of Emily Blunt. So in that sense I am still imprisoned... by my girl crush.
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This lady is an Italian socialite/model/girlfriend to the Fiat heir/daughter of a Count/descendant of an Empress. To that list I shall add: caped crusader/optical illusion/potentially very expensive person/High Priestess of Liquid Gold (and possibly thus also of the Velveeta Skillet empire)/by-product
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She looked great at the Oscars, and the White House Correspondents Dinner: But it turns out you can't win 'em all.
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Apparently, Brooke here tore her meniscus during a performance of The Addams Family, so she was stuck navigating the Met Ball -- and its massive staircase -- with a funked up leg and a cane. And she totally worked it. The dress is kind of like webbing, in both a cool and
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I love things that are art deco. So why do I not love this? Indeed, much like the lady behind her, I am giving it the side-eye. Maybe it's that the turquoise necklace is totally wrong with the dress, or how the gown just kind of... sits
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View the gallery Oh, Claire Danes. It's amazing how much I love you now that you rock it out on Homeland on the regular. I also really enjoy your hair here. So 60s. So glam! I approve. But let's look at the rest of you, shall
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This is the ONLY pic of Hailee Steinfeld in the Getty Images offerings from the Met Ball, which makes me think she must have dashed on in there super fast. (In contrast, there are thirty photos of Heidi Klum.) I will start with a kindness and say that she has
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View the gallery Maybe quitting Glee is giving me a renewed ability to appreciate Lea Michele, but this is great on her -- sexy, sleek, sparkly, and above all, she's not hiking it up to her wait to make sure she's getting maximum exposure. See, Lea? Sometimes
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I screamed when I saw this on the live-feed Monday, and NOT in the good "OMG I DIE FOR HER FABULOUSITY" kind of way. In the "HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING HOLD ME" kind of way: That is officially a shit-ton of appliques, which
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View the gallery Typing the headline of this post made me realize we haven't seen Pink around much lately. Which is neither here nor there, but remember that time she hung from the rafters and sang a song perfectly while twirling around in a cloth and wearing a
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