Fugs and Very Few Fabs: The Women at the Entourage Premiere
View the gallery The majority of women at this event wore black, but none with such rampant crackpottery as Malin Akerman. [Photos: Getty]
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Fugs and Fabs: The Pre-Oscars Bulgari Party
View the gallery The Oscars are Sunday, you guys -- THIS SUNDAY -- and the parties round-about has BEGUN. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryGolden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Women In Black, Part 2
View the gallery And here is the conclusion of the People In Black Gowns post -- the dessert tapas, if you will. [Photos: Getty, Splash, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: The Environmental Media Awards
View the gallery I seriously thought we had a Skant Sighting on Stana Katic (say that five times fast) but ALAS. Also: we see what happens when your mom sees you in a dress that kinda shows the crease where thigh becomes crotch. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
View GallerySAG Awards Well Played, Malin Akerman
Originally, I was torn on this. Not because I don't like it, but because it seems like a LOT of dress for a person who isn't a nominee or a presenter: This whole thing sort of looks like she's a really glamorous old woman
Read moreGolden Globes Fug Carpet: Miranda Kerr and Malin Akerman
Remember when Jared Leto got up to accept his award, and talked about waxing his body for Dallas Buyers Club, and his relief at not doing a Brazilian, and how women in the audience probably knew what he meant? I can think of one person who probably did: I keep
Read morePeople's Choice Award Fug Carpet: Malin Akerman
Heather and I just got home from a business trip -- I am writing this at WHAT TIME IS IT?? O'Clock so you can read it first thing -- and I joked to her at the baggage claim that I was just going to write one angry word for each
Read moreFugs and Fabs: HFPA Golden Globes event
View the gallery Because Miss Golden Globe needs a LOT of time to prepare mentally for hanging out with Amy and Tina. Maybe that's why neither of them was at this event: Sosie Bacon needs time and space to brace herself. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCasual Fuggerday: Beth Ostrosky Stern and Malin Akerman
This got lost in the Emmy shuffle, but I'm bring it back for obvious reasons. And while it wasn't for a "casual" event, per se, it is definitely... not formal. Well, but perhaps I shouldn't say that. Those are dressy-ish trousers,
Read moreEmmys Fugs or Fabs: Malin Akerman and Emilia Clarke
View the gallery One of these has grown on me over the last 48 hours, and one of of them has...what's the opposite of "grown on me"? Fallen off me? [Photos: Getty, WENN]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: ABC at TCAs
View the gallery When will we finally come together as a society and put a stop to things that want to drape near the labia? [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryCritics' Choice Television Awards: The basics
View the gallery I had no idea this awards event was even a thing. I guess this was only the third one, though. I'm sure the ancient stonemasons who etched gossip tablets back in Olden Times said the same thing at the third Emmys. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: The InStyle Summer Soiree
View the gallery Based on the weather here, it should have been called the InStyle Surface of the Sun Soiree. Still, people managed to look fresh and unsticky, which is always an achievement. But were the efforts of their anti-perspirant sprays in service of good or evil? Observe. [Photos:
View GalleryOscars Fug or Fab: Malin Akerman
Listen, you have to hand it to Malin: She has taken that back harness and she has WORKED IT.
Read moreFugs or Fabs: Malin Akerman
View the gallery Ms. Akerman has a checkered fug history -- really, really cute, sunny girl, with a great figure, but often strange ways of showing off both those things. Points for trying, but then again, the Washington Generals get points for trying, too, and that hasn't yielded a
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