View the gallery Earlier, we had J.Lo trying to keep up with these fools, and now we have the originals. Ah, summer: Can't you steal some of the events that clog up awards season, so that it's more spread out? Does the Art of Elysium
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View the gallery I'm starting to wonder if Kylie is pathologically unable to enjoy anything. She's starting to develop Kim's patented Blankface -- and Kim's patented Actual Face, in a way -- and even Kendall can't make her crack much of a
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Behold! At last, that high-fashion line from Beetlejuice that we've all been waiting for! I admit, it turned out better than anticipated. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Balmain is all over the place suddenly. And honestly, I don't think that was as much the case before Kim Kardashian decided to make it one of her pet labels. I guess that's the Kardashian Bump at work -- or, since she likes to
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View the gallery Many of these people should not have changed. Well, I'll grant that Rihanna probably had to, but if I were her, I'd have stayed in that Guo Pei gown all night and FORCED people at my afterparty to respect the train. [Photos: Fame/
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View the gallery Weekend two of Coachella was a total snooze compared to weekend one. I like to think it's because everyone decided they wanted to stay home and go to the Festival of Books. That said...Kylie Jenner assures her Fug Madness Qualification Score at this particular
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Yes, this is a week or so old. But I missed it during our travels, and I felt like we all needed a chance to talk about what the stately and sedate Kardashians wore to Church on such a holy occasion: Someone basically needs to remind Kendall that the aisle
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View the gallery Prepare yourself for denim short shorts, an avalanche of flowered crowns, a preponderance of fringe, and one UNHOLY ALLIANCE. I miss Vanessa Hudgens. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I want to tell you that I somehow just misread this headline -- which, yes, I myself wrote -- as "American Music Awards Fugs or Fabs: Various Voldemorts." [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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Kylie Jenner always looks so Over It to me. In this instance, I believe she's looking straight into my soul and saying, "I know right? It's Batboobs over there or Supernavel. Can I file for emancipation yet?" [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery Sometimes it looks like Kim really struggles to remember what all her face muscles can do. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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I don't know how Kim has not figured out that tight skirts with horizontal patterns across her hips do NOT do for her what she thinks they do. But I mean, apart from looking like something you could buy on The Sims for your bangin' bachelor pad,
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Regardless of your feelings about showing up at anything for Chris Brown -- even a charity event -- I think we can all agree this is tone-deaf: IT'S A KICKBALL GAME, child. AND NOT THE DOMINATRIX KIND. [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery Kris Jenner's reign of terror MUST END. Also: there's a denim pantsuit afoot. At least we have Kiernan Shipka to cleanse your palate. She's in here. I promise. Just STAY STRONG past the Kardashians. [Photos: PacCoastNews, Getty]
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View the gallery And when I say "everyone," I do not mean Beyonce, nor Rihanna, nor Miley, nor most of the other people you might expect or hope for, because these suckers felt pretty wildly underattended. [Photos: Getty]
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