Kenneth Cole here seems to be saying, with his eyes, "DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS ONE." But I do blame you, Kenneth, I do. If there were a fashion version of the Good Samaritan Law, you'd be cited for failing to step in and
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA This match-up -- between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down
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(2) KE$HA vs. (6) FABIOLA BERACASA These two could not be more different: Ke$ha often looks like she was fished out of a Dumpster... ... albeit a Dumpster she won in the War of the Back Alleys... ... whereas Fabiola looks like the well-groomed daughter of the man who
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(6) FABIOLA BERACASA v. (14) HAYDEN PANETTIERE Well, this is a weird match-up. The New York socialite/wacky fashionista versus....that girl who was on Heroes. THIS is heroic: Wait. Maybe the word I'm thinking of is, "brave." Or maybe "misguided." I might
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[Photo: Splash News]"Plushie wiccan sex-shop owners of the world, UNITE! YOU FINALLY HAVE A LEADER! Membership privileges include free mannequin heads, discounted registration for our annual conference, The Heavy-Petting Zoo, and a miniaturized version of me to hang from your rear view mirrors."
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