Met Gala Fugs and Fabs: Black and White
View the gallery Let's look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them. [Photos: Getty]
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Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men at the Paley Center
View the gallery Well, looks like she went from Betty Draper to Betty Drapery. ZING. Try the meatloaf. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: The Coach party
View the gallery Man, it was the Fughara Desert out there for a while, and now EVERYONE is coming out to play. Bless you, Hollywood. I never thought I'd say this, but HAVE MORE PARTIES. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The phrase "shake your tailfeather" is JUST AN EXPRESSION. HALT YOUR ACQUISITION OF TAILFEATHERS. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: The Miu Miu Front Row
View the gallery Some of the these women look nuts. But others? Zoe Saldana, why are you so perfect? [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryFugs and Fabs: Chanel's Pre-Oscar Dinner
View the gallery So much happened before the Oscars, while we were resting our typing fingers. Specifically, some of these outfits happened to some of these innocent people. [Photos: Getty]
View GallerySAG Awards Fugs and Fabs: Mad Men
View the gallery Where have you been, January Jones? It's almost IRRESPONSIBLE of you to withhold your brand of crazy at this time of year. In related news, where art thou, Christina Hendricks? [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryWho Fugged 'Em More: Elisabeth Moss vs. January Jones
The first news is that Elisabeth Moss has scrapped the blonde. I actually miss it, although I suspect it's because Peggy Olsen has not yet discovered peroxide. But maybe what's holding her back here, for me, is the fact that her makeup seems to belong with
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Well, I didn't love what Blake Lively wore. But I may have to rescind every negative thought I had about it, as it's a post-victory tailgate party on a perfect autumn evening with an RV parked right next to you that has DirecTV and an
Read moreEmmy Awards Fug Carpet: January Jones
It's at least good for business that January Jones always tries to use the red carpet to make A Big Statement, because fortunately for us, her statements all come out in pure Gibberish. Unfortunately, I forgot to plug in my translator last night. I'm getting SOMETHING
Read moreMet Ball Fug or Fab: January Jones
I love things that are art deco. So why do I not love this? Indeed, much like the lady behind her, I am giving it the side-eye. Maybe it's that the turquoise necklace is totally wrong with the dress, or how the gown just kind of... sits
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This is... ...weird. In fact, there is something about the pattern that's almost bone-like. Which makes her look like a skeleton wearing a barmaid's apron. During Octoberfest. In Hell. Hey, at least the beer's cold. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreUnfug It Up: January Jones
Somehow, we missed this... well, okay, not somehow. I know exactly how. Fug Madness is all-consuming, and as January trotted this out, we were in the throes of writing first-round matchups (sigh, remember that? We were so innocent then). I wonder how I would have felt about this
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This is beaded, slightly retro, a color... I was prepared to go where it wanted to take me. And then I saw that the road signs said "Hmmville" so I opened the car door and rolled out and down a nearby embankment and then walked to the nearest
Read moreOscars Fug Carpet: January Jones
Another interesting idea derailed by execution. The top is a pretty color twisted into a hostage drama -- complete with the tiny window that the assailant peeks out of when trying to assess the threat level from law enforcement -- and the bottom was last deployed a pimp's living room
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