I forgot about the Venice Film Festival. How have I not figured out a way to get myself sent there? Jessica, I need to, uh, research how to get on and off boats in couture. Thanks. Anyway, Naomi Watts arrived; she is a juror, although the official Venice Film Fest
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Cate Blanchett and Kristen Stewart are probably napping.
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Models! Panties! Toupees! Chewbacca! A Michael Jackson impersonator!
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Attending this DOES seem like part of the job description.
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Yes, there's a head in a box.
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Rebecca Hall wins this one for me.
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SO MANY GOWNS.
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View the gallery Some bold and bizarre choices were made for this event, and one of the most bizarre ones is that Heidi Klum is totally covered up. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery It's time for us all to go on model overload. And, fair warning: some of these women look like the trauma of strutting around in a giant dreamcatcher broke the part of their brain where good sartorial decisions are made. In other words: SOME OF
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