Paris Fugshion Week: Dior Spring/Summer 2013
View the gallery High-fashion booty shorts may be involved. A lot. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery High-fashion booty shorts may be involved. A lot. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's very vexing to me that, of all the shows in Milan and Paris, Chanel and Gucci were the only ones in our image subscriptions. So much for that grand plan. But, at least we get to ogle one that brought a wacky handbag and
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View the gallery You know we're going to see a lot of Gucci between now and the next Fug Madness. Some of it might be right here. Shall we play Fantasy Stylist and guess which ones will end up on Emma Stone, Diane Kruger, one of the Jessicas
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View the gallery It's like playing Fantasy Awards Season. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery "SHH EVERYBODY BE QUIET. WE'RE AT A MARCHESA SHOW. WHY-AT? I CAN'T TELL YOU THAT, BUT I WON'T LIE-AT: IF WE FIND A WEDDING DRESS HERE Y'ALL WILL RIOT, AND HOT DAMN WHY DON'T
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View the gallery This is admittedly a haphazard array of Fab and Fub Things We've Seen -- some we like, some we don't -- but regrettably I wasn't organized enough this Fashion Week to break it all down into bite-sized pieces. There will be more
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View the gallery Admittedly, the Mary Pimpins show from last season was going to be hard to top. But I detect a particular circus theme here, from the clown ruffles to big-top stripes to dresses that are a funhouse mirror of patterns. Oh, and apparently we're also
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View the gallery Dust off your old Abs of Steel VHS tape, y'all, because according to Fashion Week we'll be cropping it like it's 1995. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery "THAT'S RIGHT, RUNWAY HACKS, I AM BACK, LIKE A BIG MAC ATTACK, EXCEPT WITH MONTEREY JACK, AND ALSO WITHOUT THE SESAME SEEDS. BUT MY SPECIAL SAUCE IS BOSS, TWICE A DAY I FLOSS, I'M SLICK LIKE A WINKLEVOSS, AND MY CLOTHES ARE
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This almost never happens: One of the dresses we flagged from Fashion Week as red-carpet bait did indeed already pop up on the big stage. In this case, it's a Monique Lhuillier; the runway version was in red, with different detailing, a changed neck, and more tulle.
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View the gallery Sure, they may not be the streetwise and trendy and aspirational part of New York Fashion Week, but I love when we get a show full of gowns. Because it's fun, it's big, and it's the closest to what we do
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View the gallery Yesterday, we went to both Jeremy Scott and the Blonds, which are two of my favorite shows at Fashion Week, because they are reliably nutty and totally fun. Neither of them take themselves seriously AT ALL, which leads to lots of wackiness and plenty of hooting and
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View the gallery After I wrote the slides and set the post, Jessica clicked on it to read it, and said, "Did you MEAN not to write anything on the main page?" I did not. That is how dumb I am right now.
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View the gallery If there's one thing I know about Fug Nation, it's that y'all love to scratch your heads to the dandruff point at Marchesa. There's some pretty here, but there's also a lot of really expensive-looking bathroom
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View the gallery I call this collection, "Mary Pimpins." Here's the thing about Marc Jacobs, for me: Frankly, I often look at his stuff, like this show, and think, "Man, that was probably fun to watch, but those hats are HILARIOUSLY CRACKED OUT." Full
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