View the gallery We're on the downhill slope for New York Fashion Week, but yesterday brought with it BRITNEY, Y'ALL. * She is selling us lingerie via spoken word poetry. * We also saw Connie Britton (among others) and bowed down before The Hair.
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View the gallery I actually thought this show was extremely pretty. The woman next to met thought so, too -- she spent the whole time exhaling things like, "beautiful," or "breathtaking" and "Oh, Christian," and then looking at me expectantly, like waiting for me to
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View the gallery -- Rebecca Minkoff put 3D glasses on all the seats for viewing her last five outfits -- the patterns were supposed to jump out at us, I guess, although ours didn't work. The front row had actual sunglass-style ones, though, and we wouldn't be
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View the gallery We are going to be seeing A LOT of these on red carpets next year. Let's play Fantasy Stylist! [Photos:Greg Kessler]
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View the gallery It's always nice when someone delivers all formalwear, all the time, RIGHT on the first day. [Photos: Maria Chandoha Valentino/courtesy of Tadashi Shoji]
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View the gallery The only thing frustrating about a slow start to Fashion Week is the fact that we had spare time we couldn't spend writing blog posts, because the site was malfunctioning. ALAS. However, we hope most of the kinks have been ironed out, and now we
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View the gallery It'll be hard for me to love anything as much as I did last season's, but... I'm open, y'know? [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery I think Dior might be LISTENING, y'all. Because a few of these are actually TOTALLY REASONABLE, at least in (runway) theory. And then some of them remain awful, but hey, progress. As ever, for the full show, click here. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Diapers and kerchiefs and froof, oh my. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Let's move onto ANOTHER line that J.Lo both favors, and made famous. Some of this is achingly beautiful and some of it is WHAT. Just the way I like it. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Jennifer Lopez already wore one of these to the show itself, so I left that one out of this sampling -- but don't worry, there is PLENTY MORE INSANITY where that came from, and as usual, I'm expecting Heidi Klum and a bunch of
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View the gallery Might as well call it Emmy Saab, because I'd be shocked if we didn't see a good showing from this designer come the ceremony in late August. For the full show, click here. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery I can't look at this collection without singing "Red and Black" from Les Miserables, and so you're welcome for THAT earworm. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery And here is Kendall Jenner walking in the Chanel show, which I assume Kris Jenner toasted as her greatest triumph -- well, after convincing America to tolerate another of Kim's weddings after that Humphries debacle. For the full show, drop by The Cut. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery I feel like between Fall, Spring, pre-Fall, Resort, Cruise, and whatever else designers are expected to come up with these days, they must spend their workday in a state of constant carpal tunnel and creative fear. That said, I like the idea of coming up with
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