WTF: Helen Mirren! (With Bonus Emma Thompson)
View the gallery Her head looks amazing. As for the rest of her, I can only say: !!!!!??!?!!!?!?!?!!? [Photo: AKM/GSI]
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View the gallery Her head looks amazing. As for the rest of her, I can only say: !!!!!??!?!!!?!?!?!!? [Photo: AKM/GSI]
View GalleryView the gallery I personally ALWAYS believed that Helen Mirren could do anything, but now "anything" has expanded to include, "cook scrambled eggs at a photocall." [Photos: PCN]
View GalleryIt goes without saying that Helen Mirren is an extremely dishy dame, and that if my face and body can pull off those miracles at fifty-nine, much less sixty-nine, I will renounce my crabapplecism and devote my life to hugs. But here's the thing. That'
Read moreView the gallery You know I love patterns at an event, and some of these are fabulous. Others are fabulous...ly bad. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
View GalleryView the gallery You can espy what Kate wore -- and her chatting with a variety of these folks here. The subtext of everyone's wardrobe is, "OMG I CAN'T LOOK SLUTTY IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN." Everyone is totes apropos. Although Helena Bonham Carter looks
View GalleryView the gallery Behold, everyone else! Lots of celebs skipped this event -- no Jennifer Lawrence (she's filming Mockingjay), no Julia Roberts (for obvious family reasons), no Sandra Bullock (don't know why) -- but there's still plenty to ogle. [Photos: WENN]
View GalleryView the gallery OMG ENOUGH AWARDS SHOWS. I'm ten minutes from giving one in my kitchen. It's going to be called The Coffee Awards and it's just going to be me sticking my head under the coffee maker and letting the caffeine just flow
View GalleryThis, like Malin Akerman's, is ALSO a whole lot of dress: But Dame Helen is also a whole lot of awesome.
Read moreView the gallery Reese might technically be closer to blue, but whatever. I tossed her in the pool, and I'm making her swim laps with everyone else. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryHave you compiled your own personal Holiday Gift Guide yet? Because Helen Mirren has something she'd like you to add, right after the pages with the bows on the Lexuses. [Photo: Getty]
Read moreView the gallery It seems criminal that Helen Mirren was not among the first to visit the royal baby in the hospital, given that the ACTUAL Queen decided not to make the trip. She is a marvelous Queen substitute. [Photos: Splash]
View GalleryView the gallery Might be the only time in history I've thought, "huh, she might not need that bracelet." Helen Mirren, you're an overachiever. Apparently, she also wore $25 stripper shoes. She IS a delight. [Photo: Getty]
View GalleryThere is something terribly awesome about the fact that Kate and Helen both went with slinky black gowns that had gold accents, and both of them completely kicked red-carpet derriere without detracting from each other. I love this, even with the whiff of danger that it's going
Read moreView the gallery What a dish. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You take your eyes off the red carpet for a couple of days and look what happens. People go crazy. And at the Arthur premiere, no less. Let's investigate further.
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