View the gallery Well, the Great Poor Twin Bangs Experiment of 2012 failed spectacularly last week, so we're back to Sarah Michelle Gellar's regular awesome hair/face combo, which is welcome. The title of this episode was, "What are you doing here, ho-bag?"
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View the gallery Why does Aria look so horrified? Could it have something to do with the fact that her feet are wearing those giant inflatable slides on airplane safety materials? YES. Plotwise: The best part of the episode is that FINALLY these girls' mothers sit down and say,
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View the gallery Okay! Happy (pre)Valentine's Day from the Hart of Dixie people, but in Bluebell, it's "The Sweetie Pie Dance," where people dance with their sweeties, and eat pie. It is a great shame that no one got a pie in the
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View the gallery Well, apparently in addition to Idol, I'm going to have to watch The Voice now. But this is where I draw the line. Do your worst this summer on America's Got Talent, Howard Stern. Feathered underpants? Nipple shields made of Duracell? LA LA
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View the gallery Here's my issue with this show, which the same issue I have with Pretty Little Liars (which I also really enjoy): I have seriously no idea what's happening, exactly, ever. All the I HAVE SECRETS and WE DON'T KNOW and WE
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View the gallery Only three outfits this week, but one of them got to go to Paris -- yes, actual Paris, not just Backlot Paris, or Paris Hilton's house -- and do a lot of jogging. Lucky outfit. Well, it'd have been luckier without the jogging, but still.
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View the gallery Heather pointed out to me yesterday that I begin every one of these fug-caps with an expression of sincere surprise that the show is so charming. And I AM surprised, every week! I don't know WHY I am surprised at this point, but I
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View the gallery Well, now that Rich Twin and Poor Twin are in the same city, the show ran into the problem of how viewers could tell at a glance which twin was which. The solution was a banged wig for Poor Twin, who now looks the part. Shouldn'
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View the gallery They should have called this episode "Aria's Unspeakable Poncho." It will make the groundhog run back down his hole for sure. But before we get to that, we have Aria's Hilarious Earrings and Hanna's Mad-Crazy Unflattering Red Thing.
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View the gallery This one had it all: fascinators, froof, a terrible Marilyn spoof... and as icing on the cake, a true sartorial slow-clap in the form of Georgina Sparks rolling back into town looking like a deranged fox-hunting widow. Bless this girl. She may yet save this
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View the gallery Montage! This brings our Poor Little Stitch Girl Costume Count to a whopping 39 (and our Poor Little Stitch Girl In Fancy Clothes Montage Count to two). That's a lot of fashion ground to cover in just four episodes. Well done, show. Plotwise: The company
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View the gallery Up is down and down is up; in this episode, Aria looks normal and girly half the time, while Hanna takes a spin dressing as an art student living in Paris who gets sucked into spying. Variety: It's spicy. Plot: I have no idea anymore
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View the gallery Hart of Dixie is back, and just as charming as it was before the break. (That's not sarcasm -- this show is really cute.) This week's episode was all about Rachel "Dr Zoe Hart" Bilson feeling like she needed to put down
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View the gallery The funniest part of either of these Gossip Girl episodes: when Rufus Humphrey sat on the couch giggling like a schoolgirl over Serena's first blog entry, as if a) we can legit believe Serena has ever said or done anything funny, much less written it
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View the gallery Are you watching this show? It's quite entertaining, and the clothes are a mix of Adorable and Cracked Out, which is obviously exactly what you want in a TV show, if not on your own body. Obviously, since we haven't been covering this
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