Insert my usual whinging about how she never smiles ever -- THIS IS NOT A PHOTOSHOOT WHERE YOU NEED TO BE SERVING SAD ANGEL REALNESS - and add to it a comment that her makeup artist has possibly lost her mind: And then make a note that I love this dress deeply
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View the gallery Someone the other day worried that I was losing my hardline stance on The Evil of Jumpsuits and now I'm a little scared that after several long years of fighting the hard fight, that might be true. [Photos: Getty]
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Real talk: I would be giving this this full Fug treatment if I didn't think she was so delightful and cute: Because this is basically what happens when Pilgrims go bad. Actually, I would watch that movie, now that I think about it. Talk to your people, Hailee.
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My favorite part of this photo are the disembodied hands, all "BEHOLD THIS ACTRESS AND HER BEIGE AND BLUSH MINI!" "DOES SHE NOT LOOK LIKE A VERY CHIC MILKMAID?!" I actually kind of like this dress -- the cut is quite cute, and I love the sleeves
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View the gallery A friend of mine once attended a kids' music class that Nicole and Keith came to with their first daughter. And everyone was afraid of making them feel observed or uncomfortable, so in an effort to counteract that, the people went too far in the other
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View the gallery A) Rashida Jones has NEVER LOOKED BETTER. B) Where is Retta?! Is there any event more TREAT YO SELF worthy than the Oscars? Someone get Retta a ticket to the damn Vanity Fair party, you guys. [Photos: Getty]
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I always love seeing how people dress for the Vanity Fair party. People who went to the actual Oscars usually change into something less uptight, whereas people who DIDN'T go to the Oscars sometimes dress as if they had. To wit, Miss Lily Collins: First, I enjoy her
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View the gallery I can't figure out why Olivia was there. She didn't present, and she's not in any of the movies (except Magic Mike, and that went tragically un-feted). And her IMDb page doesn't have anything on tap other than
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View the gallery Is there any woman who seems spacier in red carpet interviews? She always just acts totally wacked out -- very "my boobs are capable of predicting the weather," except in real life. On one hand, I love it when actors don't seem too media-
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This may surprise a lot of people, but I ended up going the reverse direction I normally do: In the beginning, I liked this, but the more I stared at it the more it lost me. The hair is lovely, sure. I vacillate between thinking the bodice is appropriately sexy/
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I really wish Sandra Bullock had been in Silver Linings Playbook. That way, I could write something hideously hacky like, "Is this dress stunning as-is, or could the lower half use a silver lining in its playbook?" As it is, I'm stuck ruminating about whether
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View the gallery Is J Hud an amazing actor? Her recent turn on Smash says no, despite her Oscar. But MY GOD she can sing, and I think almost every Academy member who saw her absolutely kill on "And I Am Telling You I Am Not Going" last
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View the gallery I did NOT like this when I first saw it on the telecast last night, but it (still) photographs amazingly and now I might love it. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery In awesome Jennifer Lawrence style, our girl found a way to humanize herself even further by falling up the stairs when she went to get her Oscar (this, about three hours after she hilariously tried to stick her face in the dreaded Mani-Cam, on a bet
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This is sort of insane, and also looks like what Rambo would wear if he were on RuPaul's Drag Race: That doesn't mean I don't like it.
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