First of all, in case you think, "she looks awfully cheery considering the recent death of one of her castmates," this is one of the cheeriest-looking pictures of her available from our photo service (and the best shot of her dress, which is why I used it)
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View the gallery The good news is, those neck tattoos were fake. The other good news is, she's really cute...even if she's dressed a wee bit like Praying Mantis Goes to Prom. [Photos: Splash]
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First off: I like what she's doing with her makeup: I should loathe this -- it's certainly weird, rather like a tweed burrito -- and yet I do not. Is that because I love those shoes with it, or just because I really, really like burritos? It'
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Considering how migraine-inducing some of her clothes are, Vanessa Hudgens' ability to make me not totally hate things is really quite remarkable. I do generally totally hate jumpsuits. I have concerns that if I saw this in person, I would totally hate the fabric, because I totally hate
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I checked in a close-up, and this is not see-through; it's just backed by lace that's the same color as her legs. I THINK. Let's just go with that, because it's easier on my wrinkles. So where does that leave
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View the gallery I spaced out and initially typed her name as Veal Farmiga, which really ought to be on an Italian restaurant's menu somewhere. [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet, WENN]
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BEHOLD, the Girl Who Fears Color! NEVER will she wear a hue on the far end of the Pantone color wheel! NEVER shall she allow an aubergine, a tomato red, or anything else named after a fruit to bedeck her form! NEVER can she be convinced to try a splash
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Things that go without saying: she's gorgeous and I love her, and I want her and Michael Douglas to stay married forever and also, perhaps, I wish she had live-tweeted her reactions to Behind the Candelabra, because I suspect it was entertaining. As for her ensemble: She
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This is what I call an ellipsis dress -- the kind of thing I'm struggling to put words to, because it seems almost aggressively to be avoiding anything that would cause a person to form an opinion about it. It's... better? And... vintage-y, in a way
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View the gallery It's always hard to make a call on the outfit when the face is having such a good time. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery First of all, I just said to Heather, "I wish my LIFE had Bonus Idris Elba." If you ever watched The Hour on BBC America, you probably saw him playing Laura Linney On Masterpiece Theatre for them, with the bonus that he also kind of
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View the gallery I freely admit I chose some of these photos because they made me laugh.
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At first I was like, "Oh, it's Charisma Carpenter -- wait, no, it's Ali Landry. Wow, apparently I can't tell those two apart." And then of course it did turn out to be Charisma after all. Also, half of you right now are
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Yes, she has feathers sprouting from her abdomen and also she's bracing her clutch against her waist like it's holding her innards in, AND YET: I kind of like this. I wish the feathers, um, emerged in a less haphazard fashion, and I wish the shoes
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I feel like she's wearing something once sported on a long-lost episode of Dynasty where Alexis had to dress to blend into the wallpaper of an Atlantic City casino so as to sneak into a high-stakes Mahjong game and blackmail one of her former lovers into
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