If this were me, I would be terrified of sweat stains. But that may be one of the many reasons it's NOT me. Michelle looks unperturbed by anything. Just cool and collected, and always very grown-up and unusual. My chief beef is with the hip part, and
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Let's get the predictable part out of the way: Mullet backward thigh-arpon cut it off neutral lipstick whatever. That's basically all I have on this. It's a word-vomit dress. All it really inspires is a string of things that don't
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The good thing is, this is some serious trying: I used a longer version of this in our last Valentino runway slideshow, and I'm still pretty intrigued by it. I wish the sleeves didn't look so much like they were splitting open, and although it'
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It is truly a testament to Naomie Harris's beauty that she is pulling off wearing what I am fairly sure is actually a tablecloth: A sheer tablecloth, no less -- the sort of thing you pop out when you're having a really saucy dinner party and want
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I feel as though the fabness of this dress has a proper context... ... and that context may not be Julia Roberts. It belongs on, say, your fabulous old Aunt Peggy, who drinks scotch neat and used to sing cabaret in New Orleans and once lost her soul to jazz and
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I am not SUPER crazy about this look: Wait, not this version -- this version, I dig. I'm not totally loving those shoes -- they feel a little Cranky Mother of the Bride to me, like she's considering pushing someone into a cake -- but the rest of it
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Heather and I just had a long conversation about Ashley Tisdale, like it's 2009 up in there. Which, in many ways, you might think it was were you just to look at her outfit: Doesn't that dress just scream, "I got this on the Macy&
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I actually think she looks foxy. Kind of like if Robert Palmer dressed up his backup dancers as Bowie SWINTONs and then cast them in a movie called Single White Gosling, in which a bunch of people try to live like they are Ryan in an effort to achieve world
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She has this mesmerizing ability to make me pleased, even when I'm not sure I should be. There is a beautiful dress in there somewhere, and instead it's hatching into something very strange -- but COMPELLINGLY strange, like the really saucy attendant at a rock-and-roll
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View the gallery Well, I certainly HOPE they get along, because by the looks of things they're going to be walking a lot of red-carpets together in the next few months. But I predict someday there will be a chapter in Meryl's autobiography about how
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View the gallery It's what would happen if you woke up and decided to wear a table runner. A festive table runner. [Photos: Getty]
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Never let it be said that Wiig can't surprise us: I never thought she had it in her. Two colors AND some detail AND a bright lipstick? It's like slept with Roy G. Biv and found it mildly pleasurable. And part of me actually feels affectionately
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This is at least unusual; in fact, it's almost Blanchettian. But the slightly blousy abdominal region (due to the dropped waist) is giving this thing a really weird line, and I don't love how the neck cowl plays with that. Why not just have it come
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I have a lot of hard-to-translate feelings about this. In essence, my brain is suggesting that she's serving up a head full of Mrs. Carrie Von UnderTrapp Goes To Reign, atop some clumsily served-up folded-napkin origami quilting bee Ren Faire artsy coaster awkwardly drop-
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This feels both very Versace and very Katy Perry, which is good I guess, because in garment and in body it is both: It has that Pink Adventure aura of Katy, and the pricey-cheap sheen of a Donatella special. It's not the most hideous thing I'
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