Posts tagged: “Fug or Fab”

Real talk: I find it hard to be objective here because I find her man-accessory to be highly unpleasant: But regardless, I think it's possible that she's wearing lingerie to this event. REALLY NICE lingerie, the kind you take out of your drawer and say,

This very nearly arrested me at first. It's bold and bright and interesting to behold: But then my crankypants came out of the dryer, and suddenly, it looked like when you belt your bathrobe in haste and it randomly becomes two different lengths. And then the blousy sleeves

Excusing for a second the fact that her head clearly just woke up from a long hard nap: This totally works for me on The Sev. The boots have an appropriately retro feel for her whole aesthetic. And while that cockamamie pattern resembles flamingoes hopped up on goofballs, fighting to

Thank you, Lea Michele, for not wearing beige shoes with this jumpsuit. And I actually might not hate the jumpsuit itself. (I don't know, you guys. Awards season just ended. I'm tired. I've lost the will to fight against the Scourge of the Jumpsuit.

I don't entirely know how to process this, because it's Friday morning and it's been a LONG WEEK and my brain is scraping itself along like a thirsty desert wanderer who thinks he sees water. My best guess: I vote yes on the dress,

Point one in Dakota's favor is that I think her hair looks a little shinier and bouncier than on the various Fifty Shades red carpets. Point two is that I never fail to stop and stare at sparkles. I actually think this is fun and perfectly befitting of

I definitely don't outright dislike this. But, that's mostly because there's not much here to work me up, either into a froth of glee or a foaming rage. Now, I FULLY understand not wanting to go full vamp at the Fifty Shades of Grey