Obviously, it goes without saying that I love her: The other day, we had a conversation about the way in which our personal feelings about celebrities influences the way we process what they wear. For example, I don't always care for Julia Roberts -- as is my right as
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This does at least FEEL very Alice In Wonderland. I just wish it felt that way in a pretty sense, rather than like a fever dream about getting locked inside a florist's shop after closing. Like The Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, except involuntary, and
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View the gallery Can we make Kirsten Dunst a juror somewhere else too? I'm going to miss her now that Cannes has finished. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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This picture is not the best, but here's the problem I ran into: All the ones of her facing the camera, or at least all the ones we have, expose half her right nipple. The bodice had slid to the side a little. And I know Elle is
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Uh-oh, y'all. Someone left Donna Martin out in the rain. [Photo: Getty]
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View the gallery This is peak Paradis time, I think. Her ex Johnny Depp has never looked weirder, and his current wife occasionally gives off a GOB Bluth-ian air of, "I've made a terrible mistake." So WINK IT UP, Paradis. You're gonna win
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Having just complained that Jessica Chastain left her nutballs in the pantry, or whatever, I should start by saying THANK YOU to Julianne Moore for picking up some of that slack. And congratulations to her for snagging that job as the new head of Slytherin. They could REALLY use someone
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So, right before I saw this photo, I had found one in which a different photo service mis-identified Ivana Trump -- IVANA, not Ivanka -- as Gigi Hadid. This is important because it establishes that I was already in a "WHAT IS GOING ON???" frame of mind when I
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For your information, she ALSO tripped in THIS, although not terribly (it looks more like an ankle gives out in that video on the -- fair warning! -- Daily Mail (I Know)). I don't understand why J Law so often nearly face-plants in Dior. Is it a subconscious desire
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This was shown by Siriano with no shirt -- just the jacket, buttoned. And I can't decide if I'd have liked it better that way, or not. Certainly it's intriguing to see a kid today opt for a substantially LESS showy version of an outfit.
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I am BEYOND delighted to see her wearing a pattern, AT LAST, instead of something white or cream that's also vaguely futuristic. Of course, this might be pushing too far in the other direction on BOTH fronts. That bodice is cut like she is about to show up
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On one hand, this is striking and seems to mix a lot of hand-work with a printed fabric. So it's on-theme, at least. But I can't escape the sensation that she's dressed as what you'd see if you dropped acid
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Kate Bosworth making sure that her headpiece is on straight makes me giggle: My favorite part of big events like this, where celebs are all jammed into the same space for two hours and cannot escape the cameras, are these little human moment from celebrities who so often don'
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I'm sorry, I just got distracted for a moment by the woman behind her. The back of that dress has got a lot going on! (Wise to dress 360 for the Met Gala, where you KNOW you're going to end up in the back of someone&
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God bless Chloe Sevigny. The red lip, and the complex hair, and the AstroTurf fabric frock, and the lone butt cheek, and the fierce expression: I just want to...well, I'm not sure. Chloe Sevigny does not seem like a person who high-fives. She certainly will not
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