(1) RIHANNA v. (6) MISCHA BARTON Rihanna easily dispatched Ryan Cabrera to get here, ending his unexpected reign of hair-terror (hairror?), but Mischa Barton ended up beating the Family Smith by only the barest of margins, eventually squeaking to a win by approximately 100 votes after days of back-
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN v. (2) KE$HA This match-up -- between wild child singer/actress/tragic-try-hard Taylor Momsen, and freaky prop-enthusiast/singer/van der Beek fan Ke$ha , both of whom won their way into the Elite Eight as easily as you or I would pop down
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(1) KATY PERRY vs. (5) JESSICA SIMPSON Both these ladies are so, so subtle. Yes, clever thought, Katy -- we'd NEVER have been able to see those if you hadn't hunched. Especially because you're so habitually shy about them. "But wait," she notes.
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(2) THE FAMILY SMITH vs. (6) MISCHA BARTON Sometimes I wish my life had a soundtrack -- like, every sidewalk would be a catwalk for me if I had the right background music. And I think Jada Pinkett Smith lives that. Like, you don't wear that outfit (or, in
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(1) LADY GAGA vs. (5) PAZ DE LA HUERTA You know, something about this coupling seems right. Poor Paz. After seeing this photo, it's no wonder she just got booked for a drunken bar brawl. Any regular visitor to this site will not be unfamiliar with combination of
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(2) KE$HA vs. (6) FABIOLA BERACASA These two could not be more different: Ke$ha often looks like she was fished out of a Dumpster... ... albeit a Dumpster she won in the War of the Back Alleys... ... whereas Fabiola looks like the well-groomed daughter of the man who
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(2) MILEY CYRUS vs. (3) LEONA LEWIS Damn, this one is going to be INTENSE. I kind of wish we could corral these two ladies and make them have a motherf'ing walk-off. Since we can't, let's just approximate it instead. Let's
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(1) RIHANNA vs. (13) RYAN CABRERA You remember the fur dress made of Santa's beard clippings. You've seen the racy red lace. You know about the origami. But do not forget this: I think IKEA sells that as a bedspread. It's called HULJA and
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(2) NICKI MINAJ vs. (6) CHRISTINA AGUILERA Of all the crazy crap Nicki Minaj has worn in the name of getting attention, my very favorite is the thing she wore under the auspice of NOT wanting attention: The caption on this photo was, "Nicki Minaj attempts to go incognito
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(1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs (5) LINDSAY LOHAN In many ways, this matchup is terribly apt -- Momsen seems headed down a similar path that LiLo took, a.k.a. the path to Grossville via Nutbar Junction, and so it's sort of like pitting two generations against each other. I
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It's getting goooooood up in here, y'all... Here's a look at who's playing whom at the end of this week. Look at the choices you have wrought! Thursday: (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (5) LINDSAY LOHAN T-Momz is a powerful force of
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(1) KATY PERRY v. (8) CHLOE SEVIGNY Oh, Katy Perry. At least you're never boring. And we know what you'd look like if you took up ice dancing: Or took a gig as a Victoria's Secret Too-Tight Floral Bustier Spokesperson: (The Too-Tight
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(3) LEIGHTON MEESTER v. (6) MISCHA BARTON There is something delightful about the fact that we've got the once (and future?) queen of the Josh Schwartz Teen Dramas up against the current one. Well. Maybe not for them. Considering how awesome The OC was during its height, this
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HOUSEKEEPING: Are you still having issues with voting? Try commenting first and seeing if it helps. That being said, ALLEGEDLY the polls should be working fine right now, so cross your fingers! (1) TAYLOR MOMSEN vs. (9) DIANE KRUGER Taylor Momsen is two for two in having photos that need
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Well, day one of Round One is over, and I can think of one person who will not be thrilled with the results. Lovers, you are about to get dumped. Here are the results from Thursday, and previews of the Round Two matchups they've created, which will be
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