View the gallery This one desperately needed a hit after her mind-scramblingly hideous VMAs ensemble. And mercy of mercies, she got it. Parenthetically, I just looked at that link and spent three minutes sputtering various consonant sounds at Jessica to try and articulate my horror, and all that came
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View the gallery Warning: There are nipples. I tried to hide them somewhere in the middle, but I didn't think they should arrive at your desk unannounced, especially if your boss does. [Photos: Getty] [Full show: The Cut]
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View the gallery Yeah, she's not in the movie, but whenever the Sev is at an event my antenna perk up a little. She's usually a Very Special Fugpisode, and even when she's not, it's worth a quick ogle. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I am beginning to worry that this Dior partnership isn't going to end up making ANY of us all that happy in the long run. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Nicole is on the jury this year, which means we're in for a lot of outfits from her in the next two weeks. So far, she is not in contempt of court. [Photos: WENN, Getty]
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View the gallery Come for the Junior Knowles; stay for two fug favorites who MAY have left their signature nonsense at home. LADIES. CANNES IS NOT THE TIME TO CLEAN UP ONE'S ACT. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery The Cannes opening ceremony was basically an excuse for YET ANOTHERÂ Gatsby premiere. I feel like a toddler up in here: "Are we THERE YET?" [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Let's look at all the people who wore black or white or black AND white. (Now I want a cookie.) There were A LOT of them. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery It's been awhile since the darling dueling Dior representatives had to share the same red carpet. Here, they had to pose together, so they got very different outfits, neither of which service the theme and neither of which makes me delirious with joy nor engulfed
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View the gallery If Linda Evangelista looked like the cover of a book about Lady Jane Grey, fictionalizing that she lived and was whisked away to grow up in hiding in Scotland, or something, so she could come back and claim the throne from a position of strength, then several
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View the gallery So many Fashion Weeks; so many shows that happened while we were busy putting a lid on awards season. Can't everything grind for a halt until we wake up from our Oscars comas? [Photos: Getty]
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Who knew that Charlize and Miley Cyrus looked so much alike? (Or, more accurately, as I said to Heather last night, who knew that Miley's FACE was so good? She needs to never lose that haircut.) I also agree that Charlize's super short crop (she buzzed
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View the gallery In awesome Jennifer Lawrence style, our girl found a way to humanize herself even further by falling up the stairs when she went to get her Oscar (this, about three hours after she hilariously tried to stick her face in the dreaded Mani-Cam, on a bet
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View the gallery Hey, I forgot about Couture Week -- or as I like to think of it, one giant pitch to awards-season attendees. Let's see what Christian Dior sent down the runway and imagine who might wear a version of it. Note: This isn't everything;
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View the gallery High-fashion booty shorts may be involved. A lot. [Photos: Getty]
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