The Rest of the British Fashion Awards Were Only Slightly Less Dramatic
Led by Jodie Turner-Smith.
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Led by Jodie Turner-Smith.
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All of sudden, everything is happening.
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The gamut, it has been run.
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View the gallery As you might expect, there are feathers and short skirts and sequins and jumpsuits, and Stella McCartney wearing a flotation aid. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery You saw Gwyneth and Solange. Now, here's everyone else, including, but not limited to, JOAN FLIPPING COLLINS. (Most of them look pretty darn good, I have to admit.) [Photos: Getty Images for Michael Kors]
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View the gallery Listen. I'm not saying Naomi Campbell is a nice person, or even a sane person. But DAMN she is a cool-looking person. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]
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View the gallery Not as many people making the London rounds, but fortunately, the ones that went did not hold back. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Prepare to covet some Hunter boots. (I am coveting some Hunters and I already own a pair. [The foldable ones! WORTH IT.]) Also prepare to...hey, what do you think the opposite of "covet" is? Because I feel that way about...a lot of this
View GalleryView the gallery Is it a law that you can't show up to this thing dressed very normally? Taylor Swift probably almost got herself arrested for being so comparatively sane. [Photos: Splash, Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery At this point, all the reporters who cover every single fashion week -- New York through Paris -- must be longing for their pajama pants and DVR, because this seems like the longest Fashion Month in memory. The good news is that all the celebs, at least, look like
View GalleryView the gallery Three's a (dubious) trend. Some of these are better than others. PREPARE THYSELF. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
View GalleryOh, Gwen Stefani. This may be inappropriate of me to ask, but might you have a word with your stepdaughter? Because I am almost out of them. All I can muster is a bilious sting of NO WHAT STOP ACK HOSE EVIL BOO IT BURNS. Why is it opaque ONLY
Read moreView the gallery Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And
View GalleryView the gallery Right now Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks is like, "Wait, is that me from 2002? No...?" [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery I am tired of this trend. I am tired of Kate Moss. So this photo was like narcolepsy for me. [Photos: Pacific Coast News]
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