Couture Week Fugs and Fabs: Jean Paul Gaultier
View the gallery This is basically the least sheer show of them all. PLEASE be a harbinger of things to come, sir. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery This is basically the least sheer show of them all. PLEASE be a harbinger of things to come, sir. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery If any of this hits the red carpet, we're all in for a LOT of complaints about people looking washed-out. Gird your loins. [Photos: Getty] [Full Show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery For whatever reason, my available full-length photos for these are very, very limited. So now more than ever, if you want to see the whole of it (and in the right order), pop by the slideshow on The Cut. And then come back, because we probably
View GalleryView the gallery Otherwise known as SWINTONville. [Photos: Getty]
View GalleryView the gallery There's a lot more pretty herein than in some of the others, but also, plenty of crack. Just the way we like it. [Photos: Getty] [Full Show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery Warning: There are nipples. I tried to hide them somewhere in the middle, but I didn't think they should arrive at your desk unannounced, especially if your boss does. [Photos: Getty] [Full show: The Cut]
View GalleryView the gallery And it begins again. At least we have Naomi Campbell here to brighten up the proceedings, most of which involve hideousness, per usual. [Photos: Getty] [Full show: The Cut]
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View the gallery We REALLY only got these in tiny drips, and I don't entirely know why, but let's enjoy what we can. The whole shebangs are available here for Armani Prive, and here for Valentino. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery This one finished with a GINORMOUS wedding gown, but I couldn't hold out on you, so I'm putting it first. Enjoy. Note: We didn't have the complete show available; for all of it, and in the intended order, drop by The
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View the gallery You are seeing that correctly. It's a baby doll. In a backpack. On a runway. Note: We didn't have the complete show available; for all of it, and in the intended order, drop by The Cut. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery There is some seriously beautiful stuff in here, and some serious crazy, all frosted with demented clown makeup and oozing head scarves. Karl, you are a delight. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery I always think of Versace as the bebe of haute couture. Again, we only had very limited access to pictures of this show; for the full rundown, Style.com is your girl. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Hey, I forgot about Couture Week -- or as I like to think of it, one giant pitch to awards-season attendees. Let's see what Christian Dior sent down the runway and imagine who might wear a version of it. Note: This isn't everything;
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