The weekend of the Golden Globes, about a hundred other things happened. What is WRONG with this town? MOST OF THESE PEOPLE LIVE HERE. YOU CAN GET THEM BACK ANYTIME. EVEN IF THEY DON'T, THEY WILL COME. CELEBRITIES LOVE INVITATIONS TO THINGS. Ahem. Christina Hendricks, however, was a
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I don't even know with her anymore, you guys. I mean, this isn't ACTIVELY TERRIBLE. I don't feel like she's punched me in the face with her life/choices. I am not personally offended by it. I mean, not very much. No
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I will never get over how her boobs and Joan Holloway's boobs look so different, considering that...you know, Christina Hendricks is attached to both of them. I mean, HOW RESPLENDENT is she here? So gorgeous. I would sincerely take up a collection to pay Janie Bryant to
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I mean, I obviously have notes. Although I'm a little scared she might beat me with her purse: I don't dislike this, really. I mean, I don't know if I think she needed the turtleneck underneath the whole thing -- and of course we'
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Oh god. I just can not even: For some reason, the use of green in the words "Specsavers" on the step-and-repeat behind Christina made me think this was some kind of eco-fundraiser -- you know, Save the Foliage or Protect The Hedgerow -- and I seriously reflected,
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View the gallery Here's the thing: If she WANTED them to be wrangled, they would be wrangled. Right? [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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SO CLOSE. But who in their right mind looks at Christina Hendricks and her boobs and her hair and thinks, "yeah, we need MORE STUFF HAPPENING above the waist on this one." Chop off the bow, and the fluttery sleeve/scarf/whatever the hell that is, and I
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Is it INCREDIBLY basic and bare-bones? Yes. But it's also flattering, and everything is wrangled properly. Stepping back and taking a breath was definitely the right move for Christina -- I mean, there's a reason you have to pass remedial math before you can tackle any
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View the gallery I had a dream the other night that I bumped into Christina Hendricks in the ladies' room at a Sizzler. No, really. Apparently my subconscious really likes sensibly priced but mediocre buffets. Anyway, in the dream, she offered me a Diet Coke flavored donut, told me
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View the gallery Most of this went well. UNTIL IT DIDN'T. [Photos: Getty, WENN.com]
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Well, look: Compared to what we usually complain about with this one, Christina's dress certainly isn't as bad as it could be. But it's not better enough for me. It's a glorified nightie, basically. So nothing is oozing out, and it'
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I love how doubtful that dude looks -- I love, in general, looking at the expressions of people who find themselves in the backgrounds of candid shots like this. He's totally thinking, "Damn it, Hendricks, I had you going SO MUCH FURTHER in Fug Madness this year. 2013
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There's the old Sally Field chestnut "You like me! You really like me!", and then there's the version I think is going through Christina Hendricks' head: "You... like me? You really LIKE me?" But seriously, the lady won an Elle fashion
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When I saw this outfit, I was alone in my hotel room (Jessica was off gallivanting at a fashion show), and I still said out loud, "OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME." I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that she doesn't have
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For the love of God: WHY WON'T SOMEONE HELP HER?
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