View the gallery Lots of random royals turned out for this one. Sweden must be very popular (or related to a lot of them, or both). Also: Half of Roxette performed at the ceremony. That is about as stereotypically Swedish as we tacky Yanks can imagine, except if the church
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View the gallery Princess Madeleine -- who, incidentally, turns 31 today -- is fourth in line for the Swedish throne, and got married over the weekend to a British-American banker she met in the U.S. But it is juicy and soapy, just as we would always want royal shenanigans to
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View the gallery In case you were wondering what photos the tabloids will use this week for their usual CHARLENE AND ALBERT: MISERABLE!!! story. (Which we don't get in the United States much, but I assume this happens on the regular everywhere that's Monaco and Monaco-
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View the gallery This is just a big old Royal Grab Bag. We've got a little Kate, and some Prince Harry, and a dash of Her Majesty, and the return of Princess Charlene, the poor dear. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery She's never looked happier! (I'm lying. She has totally looked happier.) [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Get ready for some epic side-eye from Princess Sadface.
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View the gallery Let's check in on Princess Sadface McFleetheCountry. The good news is, she looks marginally less miserable. MAYBE THESE TWO CAN MAKE IT WORK!
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View the gallery This is seriously the worst thing she has ever put on her body. [Insert Prince Albert joke here. ZING!] [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Everyone's bringing her game face. Or, in the case of Kate, her game hair. [Photos: Getty, Splash]
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View the gallery The parade of awkward continues. [Photos: Getty]
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First of all, while the body language in this photo is alarming at best, I must sound the Alarm of Full Disclosure and tell you that I believe the photographer cut out two people on Charlene's left, so she is perhaps not leaning AWAY from Albert with loathing
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View the gallery She seems maybe moderately happier? Maybe? Minutely? At the least she's wearing color and hobnobbing with a GFY mega-favorite, so....things can't be entirely rotten in Monaco. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Well, we checked in with Kate Middleton, might as well see how her sad-faced sister-in-arms is faring over in Monaco. (Relieve her considerably less joyous-seeming nuptials here, if you like.) I just wish she'd wear a color. Act HAPPY, Char. Then
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View the gallery Or, as I'm privately referring to her lately, "Princess Prisoner." Seriously, no one looked more miserable at the Oscars than she did.
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