You can imagine my reaction when I saw this look of Cate's in thumbnail. Please bear in mind that I am on painkillers right now: Reader, I screamed. "CATE BLANCHETT, ARE WE GOING TO SEE YOUR BUTTCRACK?" I would have clutched my pearls if I were
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I don't know. My brain isn't that offended by this... ... but Fiery Hand of Ouchy Fire is feeling super cranky right now, as if I just cupped the sun, and so THAT makes me want to crab about the pants. Do they seem a little dowdy
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View the gallery Cate Blanchett is REALLY into elaborate bodice detailing right now, you guys. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery Three guesses as to which designer -- Cortezar or Givenchy -- made the WTF outfit. You'll only need one. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Because we cannot get enough of seeing what other people chose to put on their bodies before getting on a plane. (In one of these, Rihanna is toting her own sleeping bag, I think. Rihanna appears to be a woman who is committed to REALLY SLEEPING while
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In case you ever stared out your office window wistfully and wondered, "How would Cate Blanchett look if she had, like, a lot of tattoos?" To me, the answer is, "kinda cool, and honestly I'm way more worried about her boob popping out here than
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View the gallery I really want Cate Blanchett to be in a major movie every year, just for the outfits. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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In which Cate Blanchett immediately gets herself cast in any and every upcoming 1930s period piece in which there's a role for a glorious and glamorous femme fatale who might also be a spy. (Although, generally speaking, nearly every femme fatale could potentially be a spy.) This could
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This is very elegant and restrained, with an interesting neckline, and basically how I imagine Cate Blanchett at all times: Okay, in my imagination, her shoes are about 500% more intense, but other than that: totally Cate Canon. (Also, Cate Canon sounds like the name of a sexy, high-powered
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View the gallery In which Cate Blanchett shows us how it's done. AGAIN. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I just thought you might want to open the day with a dash of elegance, before we dip into the muck of the Billboard Music Awards. [Photos: Getty]
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If anyone out there doubts that spring is coming, just look at this picture. You can practically feel the warmer, flower-scented air on your face. And then. I'm not sure what the stain is on the front, but that's actually not the reason for the
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View the gallery Cate is in custom Celine, and my question is, do you really need to go to all the trouble for a sweatshirt and a long black skirt? [Photos: Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery words* *As I wrote this, I literally thought, "Jessica. DO NOT FORGET TO GO BACK IN AND WRITE YOUR INTRO." Here we are, ladies and gentleman. I shall fire myself presently. Anyway. I liked this! [Photos: INF]
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View the gallery Cate Blanchett is a divine creature and this dress -- Givenchy -- is SPECTACULAR. One of the best of the year, I'll wager. [Photos: Getty]
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