I would forgive you if you thought Ashley Benson here was leaving the laundromat, or CVS, or her boyfriend's house after a marathon screening of Arrested Development, or her DeLorean (which handily ferried her back and forth between 2013 and my sophomore year of high school at a
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Y'all, don't nap on the Hudge. SOMEBODY'S feelings may have been hurt about going out of Fug Madness so early. I'm just concerned she might be thirty seconds away from dropping poultry parts into a cauldron and seasoning it with the blood
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This whole thing is terrible. And I was going to blame it on the nighness of Cannes (also, The Nighness of Cannes sounds like a really awful book), which is always replete with wacky clothes. But then I realized Eva's entire Fug Madness candidacy this year was based
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Dearest Kimberly. I know being super pregnant tends to become all about comfort... ... but I REALLY, REALLY think, especially given your recent hurt feelings about things, that you should save the onesies for your offspring. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]
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Rita Ora and Cara Delevingne here went to a birthday part in London two nights ago, wearing this: You know shit has gotten real when even Rita Ora is looking at you like, "GIRL WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?" [Photo: Splash]
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View the gallery Dear Coachella, Thank you for bringing the crazy. Never leave us. Love, People Who Love The Crazy [Photos: Getty, WENN, Pacific Coast News, Splash, and Fame/Flynet]
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I have so many thoughts. First: I know they're pushing "pajama dressing," and I basically reject that when they're fancy pajamas, but I REALLY reject it when they are THESE pajamas pants because these ARE pajama pants, right? REJECT. Okay. I guess that'
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Because the time to start campaigning for the next Fug Madness is when you're in the middle of the current Fug Madness. NO ONE can say she isn't working for it: And while I share her affinity for the sweet nectar of Coca-Cola brand products.
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I'm trying to decide if this is the kind of color- and pattern-blending crazy that secretly works, or if it's just pure madness. The skirt is cool, for sure, and I like the shoes with it. My sticking point is the shirt. It looks like
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View the gallery I hate that tabloids are making fun of Kim's pregnant body. It's bad form even if she isn't pregnant, but doubly so because she is. That is douchey in the extreme -- not least because, while people have no control over how
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Look, I know that Kanye doesn't want Kim to be wearing maternity clothes, for some nutty reason. But I also know that Kanye, as an artist, is accustomed to hearing notes on his work. And I have some. So I think we should all take a seat and
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View the gallery In an e-mail to Jessica about this post I referred to Vanessa as Les Hudgerables, and that might stick. We'll soon see. Anyway, now that we know she's OFFICIALLY not going to retain her title, let's say goodbye to the
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As I waited for this picture to download, I thought, "Wow, Eva Mendes hasn't been in a movie in AGES. I wonder what she's up to. A girl's career can not run on dating Ryan Gosling alone." So I looked on IMDb,
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View the gallery Oh, Lady Timberbiel. You think you're so fashion-forward, but instead, you are ass-backwards. [Photos: Splash]
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View the gallery Well, I guess I respect Katie Holmes for not running around in clothes that scream, "THANKS FOR THE ALIMONY, TOMMY BOY," and yet I continue to be surprised that she can't do better. Can't she wear something that at least quietly
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