Oh, Gwen Stefani. This may be inappropriate of me to ask, but might you have a word with your stepdaughter? Because I am almost out of them. All I can muster is a bilious sting of NO WHAT STOP ACK HOSE EVIL BOO IT BURNS. Why is it opaque ONLY
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View the gallery So, it turns out Nicole Richie has a new reality show -- apparently, walking out of hotels in outfits is an effective promotional device, since it made me think, "I wonder what she's promoting right now?" -- called Candidly Nicole, and I have to admit
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You saw what she wore to arrive at the Chanel show today, but have you seen what she wore to leave? (Do not ask me why she's changing clothes to leave a venue: I can only assume she wanted to be wearing this and not her mesh harem
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View the gallery "No events are happening this week," I muttered to myself. "It's just everyone wandering around town in jeans HEY WAIT A SECOND." Let's eyeball the denim, then, shall we? I cannot resist a good pair of jeans. I think
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Well, first off: the reason this photo is kind of cruddy -- and she looks somewhat irked, I suspect -- is because Kate here was at one of the "private events" we spoke of around these parts a couple of weeks ago: a event where she (and, in this case,
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If this is supposed to be trompe l'oeil, then it should have left out the limbs: It just makes it look like she has something trying to claw its way out of her. [Photo: AKM/GSI]
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Sometimes I think, "Fug Nation probably wants to see Liam Hemsworth standing around on a dock in Italy wearing boat shoes and looking Hot in Sunglasses, right?" I assume that's true. After all, our photo service called him "hunky." (I am pretty sure we
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Maybe I'm just impressed that she hasn't spilled anything on this outfit yet or maybe I have secretly cracked my head at some point and I'm actually not even typing this at all, I'm really, like, poking a banana with a fountain
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All righty, it's time to play a little game I like to call, "Hey, Who Is That Dude In The Sunglasses?" It's not a very catchy name. I have to workshop it. Now, maybe this won't be as hard for some of
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View the gallery Half of these photos were captioned as her coming out of "a gym." Did they mean, like, Soho House, or one of its ilk, which also has a gym? Because I have never looked like that coming out of the gym. I have never looked
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Suddenly, I know EXACTLY what Jessie J is going to look like in 50 years, when I'm having her over for mai tais on the lanai: Exactly like this but presumably with a crazy old lady beehive. This is one of those outfits, seriously, where I look at
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What's the phrase I'm looking for? Oh, right: MY EYES. [Photo: Splash]
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When we first saw this pattern on Stella McCartney herself, I noted that I actually really liked it, and I still do: From the waist down, I think she looks a treat. But from the waist up, I'm just confused. Does one really need to belt a body-
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HEY BONNAROO, GUESS FRIGGIN' WHO? "IT'S ME AND MY BOO AND SHE'S FLASHING AT YOU IN A SHIRT THAT'S SEE-THROUGH 'CAUSE HER SEX APPEAL IS TRUE AND IF THAT'S UNTRUE TO VOUS THEN JUST CHOKE ON YOUR HATE-
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In case you were wondering what Michelle Dockery got up to this weekend: Mostly just standing around looking fabulous in good shoes next to handsome people. That's it. [Photo: Splash]
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