I've long thought Team Bey could stand to reboot things a bit, and matching her to a designer like Proenza Schouler seemed like an interesting start. Then she turned up in a plunging black semi-transparent gown that basically feels like when a Director's Cut DVD
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View the gallery Oh, Beyonce. Static Cling Syndrome is more of a Solange move, no? [Photos: Splash, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I mean, come on. What did you think I was going to say? Her entire outfit is Bracelets and Cape. And then later Backless Jumpsuit and Cape. (Not for Amateurs.) With Bonus Beyonce, of course, and also A VERY DRAMATIC outfit from J Crew's Jenna
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Wig is not okay. Wig is still making a case for itself for a Fug Madness berth, assuming another inanimate object has the stones to step forward and nominate itself as Wig's opponent. But I can't lie, that day dress and those pumps and the leather
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View the gallery Blue Ivy's safety scissors couldn't cut butter, but apparently they CAN cut bangs. A beytrayal of the highest order. [Photos: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery I know this will enrage everyone and get the Beygency on my ass, but I think that, deep down, I just don't care about Beyonce at the same level that everyone else seems to care about Beyonce. And I kind of feel like even BEYONCE
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JAY: Hey, Bey. BEYONCE: Hey, Jay. JAY: You okay? BEY: Like a fine cabernet. JAY: Should we cover some Sugar Ray? BEY: I want to do "My Way." JAY: Maybe someday. BEY: I get a say. I'm the one with leather up in my va-jay-
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BLAKE: Hey, Bey! BEYONCE: Hey, B! BLAKE: Actually, I played Serena! BEYONCE: But your actual name starts with a B! BLAKE: Oh! That's needlessly confusing! BEYONCE: Don't question my methods! BLAKE: I mean it's brilliant! BEYONCE: Correct! Bey the way, I notice you are
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View the gallery I mean, it will surprise no one who knows me that I do not care for this. But I do have other reasons beyond just underbutt. I promise. [Photos: Getty]
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View the gallery Otherwise known as Free People Fashion Week, and starring such luminaries as Vanessa Hudgens, Beyonce, Solange, Lorde, Jared Leto, Kellan Lutz, Kate Bosworth, and the Jenner girls and the Willis girls in some truly hideous things. Speaking of: This was the second Coachella photo I saw. And
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View the gallery Speaking of people who are self-sabotaging their amazing bodies... Let me just say that while Beyoncé is busting her ass to convince the world that it's her oyster, Solange keeps casually popping up as the pearl. [Photos: Getty]
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This photo is a bit old -- I believe Jay-Z and Beyonce were popping out to do some Christmas shopping, for reference -- but I couldn't resist sharing it, especially since I suspect nearly all of us were off napping when it happened and ergo not monitoring our Beyonce
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SOLANGE: SAVE ME. BEYONCE: Is this seriously really happening? Seriously? I already need another drink to deal with these two. JAY-Z: I don't know what Beyonce is complaining about. I am having THE BEST TIME! KANYE: TONIGHT IS DOPE AND I'D RHYME ABOUT HOW DOPE
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View the gallery Dear Bey, YOU ARE NOT ASHANTI. Nor should you strive to be. Love, The Fug Girls [Photos: Getty]
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Is it wrong that I kind of like this? I mean, it's so bright you could light a room with it, sure. But I'm constantly on the lookout for ensembles I can wear on the giant and glorious yacht I plan to buy when I win
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