Can we get Riccardo Tisci on charges of desecrating the flag? Not that I'm so protective of the flag; I just want to get this dress arrested on any grounds I can, due to Random Acts of Heinousness. And I am pretty sure Betsy Ross just raided the
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View the gallery I was so confused yesterday to see Karlie Kloss in two different things. "Karlie Kloss CHANGED AT THE MET," I said to Jessica. And then I blinked and was like, "OR IT'S CALLED A COAT." Sigh. I blame it on the
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View the gallery Talk about not phoning it in. [Photos: Getty]
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On one hand, this is striking and seems to mix a lot of hand-work with a printed fabric. So it's on-theme, at least. But I can't escape the sensation that she's dressed as what you'd see if you dropped acid
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Kate Bosworth making sure that her headpiece is on straight makes me giggle: My favorite part of big events like this, where celebs are all jammed into the same space for two hours and cannot escape the cameras, are these little human moment from celebrities who so often don'
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I would love for this to feel like a completed thought. Instead, we get silvery tube on the top, and woeful hanky on the bottom. Misty deserves more. And we know Jason Wu can deliver it; maybe he's just exhausted from pounding his head against the wall about
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I'm sorry, I just got distracted for a moment by the woman behind her. The back of that dress has got a lot going on! (Wise to dress 360 for the Met Gala, where you KNOW you're going to end up in the back of someone&
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In bookstores this fall: Nicki Minaj's The Pilgrim's Boot Fetish. It's the triumphant, sexy tale of the romp between the original settlers and a time-traveling feminist who really has no f'ing patience for their varied flavors of bullshit, but in order
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I call this photo, "The Best Worst Position." Because what a thing, to see that dress in action, but what an agony to have to plod up the stairs behind it. No matter what you're wearing, you're catching the tired fumes of people'
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This is messing with my head. I keep thinking I've accidentally fallen into her Snapchat. Maybe we can face-swap? Oh, wait... I can do that anyway. [Photo: Getty]
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From a distance, FKA Twigs's head jewelry looks like an extremely fancy nasal cannula. She has Resting Bored Face -- this isn't meant as an insult; we all have a resting face. Mine is Resting Mean Face, and I would happily trade her. But I think sometimes
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First, let us all discuss at length Emma Stone's brunette dye job. I will miss her as a redhead, but I'm not mad at this, either. I'm sure it's for a role and she'll be back to lighter pastures soon,
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This has grown on me since I saw it last night: The hair is giving me a Halle Berry in X-Men Visits The Great Gatsby vibe, which is actually a cross-over I'd totally watch. The dress is, at least, lined -- which is NOT always a given
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View the gallery The French label's four favorite people (of late) all paired chunky Doc Marten-esque boots with their couture. Which feels less specific to this event once you realize the aesthetic is ripped off the runway. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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View the gallery As Heather just said to me, Blake looks GREAT in this...but, like, for Cannes. I sometimes think Anna Wintour must look at people's ensembles at this event and mutter to herself, "does NO ONE care about MY THEME?" [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]
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