Ginnifer Goodwin has earned herself a high seed in this year's Fug Madness, methinks: (Also: Fug Madness starts SOON. Hope you're thinking about your brackets!) I must confess, I kind of like this dress, but her styling is KILLING ME. GIRL, YOUR HAIR. You look like
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I was about to write something like, "Hey, so I guess Tom Sizemore has decided he wants to suck up to some people and get some jobs." And then I went to his IMDb page and he has no fewer than twenty projects listed for 2011. Unfortunately for
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Okay. I've decided that Juliette Lewis is actually TWINS: This is the good twin -- the Elizabeth Wakefield, if you will. Well-groomed, charming-looking, BEAUTIFULLY-dressed, the person to whom you'd happily entrust the care of your children -- responsible, mature, beautiful Juliette Lewis. THIS is the
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ABBIE CORNISH: Smile for the cameras, Jena. JENA MALONE: Whatever, mom. ABBIE: I'm not your mom. JENA MALONE: I know, you're more like one of those family friends who I call aunt. ABBIE: No, I'm two years older than you are. JENA: You ARE?
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So, I feel like this is OSTENSIBLY very PRETTY: I mean, it is. It is pretty. Of course it is. But it also feels, to me, like it's been done a hundred times before, like it's the dress version of a teen girl on a nighttime
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View the gallery This face says, "Oh, you want me to get out of the car? You want to see what I'm wearing? Are you sure? Because you can't take it back. Once you see it, you can't un-see it. There is
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What was charming at the SAGs... ...feels depressed at the Oscars. I mean, look: this dress is pretty, if INCREDIBLY SIMILAR, thematically, to her SAGs dress (at least in terms of color and length) but dammit if it doesn't seem like the poor kid just sort of crawled
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Poor ol' Jessica Biel. If she'd gotten invited to the Oscars, you know she'd have taken Justin on her arm. But he got invited, and who did he take? His mother. Now, this isn't unusual for him -- he loves bringing her as his
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It's interesting the way my feelings about a dress will morph from the moment I first see them, to the time when I actually get around to writing about them here. I mean, it is interesting for me. YOU probably don't really care so much. I
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View the gallery You might wonder why Zoe Saldana's head appears to be the decorative kicker on top of a gift bag, or why she's sporting a scarlet ruff -- as if she's a man-impersonating Elizabethan strumpet who really wants to ride in the
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This photo seems telling: She's all, "and then I just HOISTED THEM INTO THIS THING and hoped for the best!" Honestly, some people were saying that they thought this was too obvious, and I kind of get that and I also kind of don't
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Naomi Watts led me on, see. Yeah okay, the feathers look a little mangy, like she's an exotic bird that's just finishing puberty. But I thought, "Well, if that's the worst she's got for me, I can take it." I
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The pros: Her smile is really cute here. The color is great. I've always wondered what a formal, skirted wetsuit would look like, and now I know: The con: this is one of those dresses where I feel like the modest neckline -- which I sort of dig, as
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View the gallery "Hello, everyone. Yes, it's me, Sharon, just popping by the Oscars red carpet on my way to Elton John's viewing party -- at which we will be watching, on TV, the event outside of which I am currently standing. Is that weird? Yes.
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Thank God: I was looking for something chic to wear to my next cult meeting.
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