View the gallery You know, this may look just generically pretty to you -- which it is, if you don't know what the hell else The Cheerleader has been up to over the last week or so. I hope you took your iron supplements because you're going
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I think Cody Horn here -- whoever she is -- might be psychic. Her arms are in costume as Madonna's legs, before Madonna had even left the house. I'm getting shivers.
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There is something about this picture that makes it look as though Kate Beckinsale's dress has a YOOGE orange FLARE at the side: She does not; that's Jennifer Hudson's lovely frock. And thank god, because her dress is kind of awesome as it is.
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Well, whatever. I am beginning to think Rita Wilson has decided to live life at a volume of eleven -- no, twelve. And the thing is, I can't complain about that, because if she hadn't then I would not even know that a satin dress decorated with
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Um. It's an improvement?
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View the gallery Okay, okay, I know this looks a bit like a Salem Witch Trial defendant got glitter-bombed by an an angry Puritan on her way into the courtroom, but... I kind of like this. Am I insane? Have I caught Post-Oscar Brain Fog? I really hate
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I don't know who the crossed-arms dude standing behind Vera "ORPHAN" Farmiga is, but I do think he's cute. So is her dress: In fact, I think she looks smashing, and I love that her main accessory is a perfect red lip. The
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What was in the water in L.A. last weekend? If it wasn't red, it was black transparency or peekaboo or illusion yada-yada or whatever you want to call it. Eva Mendes was one of the victims. It kind of looks like she tucked it up into
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I just want someone to explain to me WHY Daphne Zuniga is at the Oscars: Actually, hold the phone. Do I really care? If I stand for anything is it not that I am fervently in favor of more Melrose Place alums, everywhere? Would I complain if Dr Michael Mancini
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View the gallery Sunrise Coigney is married to Mark Ruffalo, and she might be my new favorite person on the red carpet. To the Globes, she wore a tube top. To both the BAFTAs and the Oscars, she chose a sleeve -- indeed, a Sleeve. Jessica and I may have clapped
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On one hand, I'm pretty sure this is the basically the same dress Xtina wore to the Globes, sans belt. On the other, if there were ever a time to find yourself up against Christina Aguilera in a Who Wore It Best deathmatch in Us Weekly, THIS IS
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View the gallery I don't actually think this dress is fugly -- it was one of the Naeem Khan gowns I pulled for our Oscars speculation slideshow, noting that whoever wore it might need to un-sheerify it a little. Annette definitely did that, but I'm not
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Well, I appreciate the boldness of wearing a pattern. I'm just not sure this FITS, -- in fact, I just asked her boobs and armpits, and they just told me, "WE ARE GOING TO KILL HER TOMORROW" -- and suspect it might be a bit too "The
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Well. This is totally annoying. She looks irritatingly great and not a single thing appears to be on backward. WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE BLOGGERS? Bonus points for apparently wearing a version of The Heart of the Ocean -- you know, the necklace from Titanic, which, to quote Britney Spears,
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I'm guessing there's some kind of 30 Rock career burnish, because I wasn't really a huge Elizabeth Banks person before her stint on that show, but now that she's helping Jack Donaghy procreate I am completely on board. It helps that she&
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