Go Fug Yourself https://www.gofugyourself.com Because Fugly Is The New Pretty Thu, 27 Aug 2026 17:00:11 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Fug Nation’s Best and Worst Dressed of the Golden Globes https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-nations-best-and-worst-dressed-of-the-golden-globes-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-nations-best-and-worst-dressed-of-the-golden-globes-01-2014#comments Sat, 18 Jan 2014 17:00:17 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1015031 No need for a run-off this year. Behold your best dressed, in a landslide, getting nearly double what even her closest competitor rustled up:

And taking home worst -- although Zoe Saldana fought the good fight, taking a close second -- is.....drum roll:

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/fug-nations-best-and-worst-dressed-of-the-golden-globes-01-2014/feed 19 Golden Globes: Fug Nation’s Worst Dressed https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-worst-dressed-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-worst-dressed-01-2014#comments Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:30:05 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1012091 And now, the worst. Looking back at it, if the Emmys were boring and uninspiring, the Globes actually turned out fairly well. Some of these are bad, and some of them are worse, but we're not drowning in horrors. It's a nice change.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-worst-dressed-01-2014/feed 64 Golden Globes: Fug Nation’s Best Dressed https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-best-dressed-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-best-dressed-01-2014#comments Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:00:01 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1011891 As I have noted previously, we now vote on a narrowed down selection of individuals so as not to have your head (and, really, mine) explode. As I said circa last year's Met Gala, that selection of individuals is chosen using a complex algorithm of Our Feelings + Your Feelings + Level of Celebrity –…

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-nations-best-dressed-01-2014/feed 80 Fugs and Fabs: Accessories at the 2014 Golden Globes https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-accessories-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-accessories-01-2014#comments Thu, 16 Jan 2014 15:00:26 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1010401 A Fug National pointed out that finger guns should count as an accessory. That person is wise.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-accessories-01-2014/feed 61 Golden Globes Final Fugs and Fabs: The Lightbox Purge https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-final-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-final-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge-01-2014#comments Thu, 16 Jan 2014 00:00:47 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1009941 That bodice is an unforgivable curse. If this were Harry Potter, there would be a verboten spell that does exactly that to the top of your enemy's outfit.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-final-fugs-and-fabs-the-lightbox-purge-01-2014/feed 50 Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: The Blues https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-blues-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-blues-01-2014#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2014 23:00:39 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1009401 I"m really sorry if some of these turn out to be black. Between camera flashes and my computer's occasionally unreliable settings and my own tired eyes, I don't know what's what anymore.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-the-blues-01-2014/feed 25 Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Reds and Pinks https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-well-played-june-squibb-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-well-played-june-squibb-01-2014#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2014 22:00:33 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1008261 I've heard June Squibb is hilarious and great in Nebraska, and I'm looking forward to seeing it someday when I am not drowning in all the typing I need to do. So, next August, optimistically.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-well-played-june-squibb-01-2014/feed 33 Golden Globes Mostly Well Played, Amber Heard, With Bonus Johnny Depp https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-mostly-well-played-amber-heard-with-bonus-johnny-depp-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-mostly-well-played-amber-heard-with-bonus-johnny-depp-01-2014#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2014 20:00:13 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1009611 Or at least, extra Johnny Depp. "Bonus" implies you're going to like it, and I'm not sure how accurate that is.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-mostly-well-played-amber-heard-with-bonus-johnny-depp-01-2014/feed 61 Golden Globes Fugs and Fabs: Black-and-White Gowns https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-black-and-white-gowns-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-black-and-white-gowns-01-2014#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2014 19:00:33 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1008391 It's a shame these two are so hideous and not at all genetically blessed.

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]]> https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fugs-and-fabs-black-and-white-gowns-01-2014/feed 59 Golden Globes Fug Carpet: Edie Falco https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-edie-falco-01-2014 https://www.gofugyourself.com/golden-globes-fug-carpet-edie-falco-01-2014#comments Wed, 15 Jan 2014 18:00:17 -0800 http://gofugyourself.com/?p=1006181 I had a really weird brain fart the other day in which I read "Edie Falco" was nominated for Nurse Jackie, and my brain responded, "I didn't know Edie McClurg was on Nurse Jackie!" Strange, but at least it sent me down a pleasant rabbit hole of imagining other successful TV shows if you replaced…

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