Remember when Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for fifteen minutes? Neither do they. I bet she wishes that short attention span could be applied to THIS:

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I was kind of with her — not WITH HER with her, but willing to see what she was selling — until I realized that what she was selling involved HIDEOUS BAGGY SHORTS, the kind you wear to the gym and then wonder why they’re falling off on the treadmill and then realize they’re not your shorts at all, they’re your ex-boyfriend’s and you haven’t even seen that dude in like YEARS but regardless, now you’re all agitated, and also sweaty.

Let us not even speak of the shoes.