I am perplexed as to what is The Deal with Jena Malone. I guess I could explain it if I were questioned at gun point: she’s an actress; I’m always surprised that she’s this skinny, although she’s been this skinny for years, so I don’t know why I’m all surprised anew every time I see her; I’m still recovering from seeing her using a British accent in the Keira Pride and Prejudice; I just accidentally typed that as Price and Prejudice, which is Austen mashed up with Bob Barker; I have Concerns about her make-up; and this outfit involves a crop-top, to which I say: WHAT? TO THE SLIDES!