Here’s the thing. I think Selma Blair is quite pretty, when she’s got a modicum of body fat on her skinny bones. She usually dresses quite nicely. She gets a pass from my division of the fashion police on most occasions.

However. Girlfriend needs folicular assistance. Check it:


What is with the hairline? Sweet fancy Moses, it’s eating her face! Selma, Selma, Selma! Rita Hayworth had her hairline plucked. Catherine Zeta-Jones had her lasered. Please, for the love of God, do something about yours before you end up in Teen Wolfe: The She-Male Years.

Or, you could just keep your bangs:


See? Pretty. And no one will know about your teeny tiny twohead. Problem solved.