Well, this is unpleasant.

She’s got the bodice of Miss USA, and the pants of a former Miss USA who has been living out her days in a nursing home taking medication for delusions that she lives in a lamp in Larry Hagman’s house. And just when you think geriatric genie pants are as bad as things could get, the universe teaches you not to deal in absolutisms.

They are geriatric genie pants with VENTILATION. Next time her good-for-nothing kids should pay for air conditioning in her damned infernal Gentle Meadows cubbyhole.

[Photos: Splash News]