I think I spoke for everyone watching the SAGs who watched in slow-mo horror when Fug Fave Paz de la Huerta here stepped up to the mic to speak after the cast of Boardwalk Empire won Best Cast or whatever that award is called when I said on our Twitter feed, “NO. PAZ. DON’T SPEAK.”

She acquitted herself better than anticipated — I was quite concerned she was going to speak like she does on the show, in this extremely hammered baby slur, but it was basically just a mildly buzzed baby slur and nothing terrible happened. Except her makeup.