Whether or not Angelina Jolie is actually pregnant, she sure knows how to make sure the rumors are swirling like the chocolate-vanilla soft-serve cone she might be dipping pickles and cheese into:


And Brad knows how to feed into rumors that he is in need of a three-day nap. But Angelina… I have to say, she really can wear almost anything and look fantastic. I still find myself wishing it were, say, blood red — you know, since she doesn’t have to worry about it being too matchy with her vial of Type AB or whatever —  but on the whole you could pleat a Hefty bag and Angelina would work it. Of course, if she’s NOT pregnant, then this choice is a little more confusing. Surely she is be-fetused, though, right? It’s Angie. She’s not going to veer off the freeway at the Caftan City exit, past the Cheesecake Factory at the Rue McClanahan Rest Stop and Service Plaza, unless she’s playing coy with the contents of her womb.