Jane! I want to — I really, really do.

But the poofy bi-level Two Skirts In One doesn’t work for me unless you are about to rip off the longer layer to reveal coordinated Sue Sylvester track pants, to the tune of “You Can Leave Your Hat On,” followed by a medley of Tom Jones’ greatest hits. That’s probably not too much to ask, by the way. I’m just saying. Sue Sylvester singing “It’s Not Unusual” might make my year. Especially if Carlton from Fresh Prince guest-stars. It’s time to bring Alfonso Ribeira BACK, America.