I was JUST saying how nice it was when Sigourney Weaver took us to Fugcon 1 without anything even remotely sheer, because it was a nice change. So what did Michelle Rodriguez do? THAT. I don’t even know what to call it, because tights are not pants, and yet they would appear to be attempting trousorial identity theft. And I don’t even know what to do with the… what ARE those grey things? Overlong boot socks folded over? Ankle coozies? Why is this? How is huh? Faceplant keyboard. jkgfnt;.

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